If you like these jokes, we must have the same kind of strange humor!
How to solve sleeping problems?
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Cut the legs of your bed.
You'll sleep deeper.
Paul: I have good news and bad
news. Which do you want to hear first?
Michael: The good news.
Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.
What is transparent and smells like worms?
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A bird's fart :-)
Two former friends are catching up at a class
reunion: “So what are you up to these days? Got a good job?”
“Yeah, I can’t complain. I’ve roughly 450 people under me.”
“Wow, that’s impressive!
What is it you do?”
“I mow the lawn at the cemetery.”
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Why did you put your husband’s ashes in a glass urn?
Because he always wanted to know what's going on in the world
around him.
The last 4 letters in the word
"queue" are silent. Can they be waiting their turn?
What is the tallest piece of furniture?
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The bookcase.
It’s got the most stories.
Emergency call at the
police station:
"Please come quick. It’s a life and death
situation. Our dog has become very aggressive. He might do something
to me."
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"Who is there?"
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"The cat."
A
crying son runs to his mom: “Mom, mom, (sniff), Grandpa slapped me in
the face.”
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Grandpa approaches: “Stop lying or I’ll do it again!”
What do you get when you cross a dog and an
antenna?
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A Golden Receiver.
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