Bad Jokes | Part 7 (Silly Puns)

If you like these jokes, we must have the same kind of strange humor!

How to solve sleeping problems?
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Cut the legs of your bed. You'll sleep deeper.

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Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?

Michael: The good news.

Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

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What is transparent and smells like worms?
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A bird's fart :-)

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Two former friends are catching up at a class reunion: “So what are you up to these days? Got a good job?”

“Yeah, I can’t complain. I’ve roughly 450 people under me.”

“Wow, that’s impressive! What is it you do?”

“I mow the lawn at the cemetery.”

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Why did you put your husband’s ashes in a glass urn?

Because he always wanted to know what's going on in the world around him.

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The last 4 letters in the word "queue" are silent. Can they be waiting their turn?

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What is the tallest piece of furniture?
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The bookcase. It’s got the most stories.

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Emergency call at the police station:

"Please come quick. It’s a life and death situation. Our dog has become very aggressive. He might do something to me."
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"Who is there?"
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"The cat."

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A crying son runs to his mom: “Mom, mom, (sniff), Grandpa slapped me in the face.”
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Grandpa approaches: “Stop lying or I’ll do it again!”

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 What do you get when you cross a dog and an antenna?
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A Golden Receiver.

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