Bad Jokes | Part 7 (Silly Puns)

Best first: Whenever I’m sad I just read my blood donor ID. It always says “B
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How to solve sleeping problems?
Cut the legs of your bed. You'll sleep deeper.
Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?

Michael: The good news.

Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.
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What is transparent and smells like worms?
A bird's fart :-)
Two former friends are catching up at a class reunion: “So what are you up to these days? Got a good job?”

“Yeah, I can’t complain. I’ve roughly 450 people under me.”

“Wow, that’s impressive! What is it you do?”

“I mow the lawn at the cemetery.”

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Why did you put your husband’s ashes in a glass urn?

Because he always wanted to know what's going on in the world around him.

The last 4 letters in the word "queue" are silent. Can they be waiting their turn?
What is the tallest piece of furniture?

The bookcase. It’s got the most stories.

Emergency call at the police station:

"Please come quick. It’s a life and death situation. Our dog has become very aggressive. He might do something to me."
"Who is there?"
"The cat."
A crying son runs to his mom: “Mom, mom, (sniff), Grandpa slapped me in the face.”
Grandpa approaches: “Stop lying or I’ll do it again!”
 What do you get when you cross a dog and an antenna?
A Golden Receiver.
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