Best Chuck Norris Jokes, Facts and Sayings!
Chuck Norris’ cowboy boots are made of real cowboys!
Chuck Norris only farts to kill.
Recently, a police patrol stopped Chuck Norris when
he was driving along. They got off with only a warning.
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity. He got it
back the next day.
Chuck Norris doesn't pet any animals. Animals pet
themselves when he approaches them.
Chuck Norris had a court appointment. But the judge didn't dare to show
When Chuck Norris enters the room, even the chairs
are standing up.
Chuck Norris seasons his steaks with pepper spray.
Chuck Norris and God had a fist fight once.
Have you ever seen God?
Chuck Norris' computer has no Backspace button.
Chuck Norris makes no mistakes.
Chuck Norris actually solves problems with the
Chuck Norris is still getting updates for Windows XP.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at a Burger King. He
got it without a single remark.
Chuck Norris doesn't ever call the wrong number. The
person just answers the wrong phone.
Chuck Norris has a Grizzly bear rug. The bear is
alive, but it's too scared to move.
Chuck Norris once had an arm-wrestling competition
with Superman. The bet was that the loser has to then wear his underwear
on top of his trousers.
Chuck Norris has his own joke category.
Chuck Norris is so manly, even his chest hair has
When Chuck Norris walks across the meadow, he doesn’t
smell the flowers. The flowers smell him.
Chuck Norris hasn't filled his gas tank in decades.
His car drives on respect.
Chuck is able to slam a revolving door.
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