Cheesy
Jokes / Deliciously Funny
Two neighbors meet:
"Your cat killed my Pitbull."
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"No way,
that is impossible."
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"Yes, he choked on the cat."
How many cats can squeeze into a regular sized empty box?
Just
one. After that the box isn’t empty anymore.
I went to a really interesting lecture on
kleptomania.
I took a lot from it.
“Waiter, does that delightfully loud band of
yours play at the guests’ requests?”
“Of course sir, what would
you like them to play?”
“Billiards. At least until I’ve had the
chance to finish my dinner in peace.”
“So, you’re saying I wouldn’t
move a finger for you, darling?” said the husband and pulled the
trigger.“
Wives are strange creatures. Mine sometimes
waits up for me till I come home at 3 am to ask me whether I know what
time it is.
“Excuse me sir, could you please close
that window? It’s terribly cold outside.”
“And you seriously
think it’s going to get any warmer outside when I close it?!”
What does the lightbulb say when it’s being unscrewed?
I’m
feeling delighted…
How do you pick up a girl at a
bar?
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Just smash some ice cubes in front of her and say, “Now
that the ice between us is broken, what would you like to drink?”
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