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Anti Jokes

Best first: Two tomatoes are walking across a street. One of them gets run over by a truck.
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The first tomato looks at the gruesome scene and says: “Well, life’s not a petting zoo.”
    
 Anti Jokes

The best Anti Jokes

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What do you call a fly without wings?
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A walk.
How do you tell you’ve had two dinosaurs in the fridge?

There are footprints in the butter.

One mountain asks another: “What’s wrong with you? Are you high?!”
Two milk cartons are sitting on a roof. Suddenly one milk carton throws the other down and says, “That’s what you get.” 
Do unzipped files get embarrassed?
How many peas go in a pot?
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 None. Peas can’t walk.
  
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At a farmer’s market stall:

Customer: Excuse me, is this tomato genetically modified?

Seller: Why do you want to know?

Tomato: Yeah, why do you want to know?
What is black, red and golden and flies through the air?
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A lady bug with a golden tooth.  
Two bunnies are sitting on a roof.

One bunny suggests, “Shall I throw you down?”

The second bunny replies, “Nope.”


Anti Joke - Bunnies on a roof

Where do cows like to go?
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In a mooooseum.
“I’m touched,” said the dough and looked at me.
Two fish meet. One says: “Blubb”.
A ball rolls around a corner and says, “Damn, I missed my bus.”  

Why is the elephant wearing yellow socks?
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Because his blue ones are still in the laundry basket.
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And why is he swimming on his back?
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So his yellow ones wouldn’t get wet.  
Two sheep are sitting in a rubber boat in the middle of the ocean. A nothing floats along and passes by the boat.

One sheep remarks, “Did you see that?”

The other one says, “No…”

First sheep agrees, “Me neither.”
 How many elephants fit into a submarine?
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Twelve, because the doorbell is on the left side.
A man goes with his daughter in a forest. “Look a mushroom!” points the dad.
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The mushroom turns around and says, “So what?!”
Two walls meet at the corner.  
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