Part 1 |
What do you call a fly without wings? - A walk.
How do you tell you’ve had two dinosaurs in the fridge?
footprints in the butter.
One mountain asks another: “What’s wrong with you? Are you high?!”
Two milk cartons are sitting on a roof. Suddenly one milk carton throws the
other down and says, “That’s what you get.”
Do unzipped files get embarrassed?
How many peas go in a pot? - None. Peas can’t walk.
At a farmer’s market stall:
Customer: Excuse me, is this tomato
Seller: Why do you want to know?
Yeah, why do you want to know?
What is black, red and golden and flies through the air? - A lady
bug with a golden tooth.
Two bunnies are sitting on a roof.
One bunny suggests, “Shall I
throw you down?”
The second bunny replies, “Nope.”
Where do cows like to go? - In a mooooseum.
“I’m touched,” said the dough and looked at me.
Two fish meet. One says: “Blubb”.
A ball rolls around a corner and says, “Damn, I missed my bus.”
Why is the elephant wearing yellow socks? - Because his blue
ones are still in the laundry basket. - And why is he swimming
on his back? - So his yellow ones wouldn’t get wet.
Two sheep are sitting in a rubber boat in the middle of the ocean. A nothing
floats along and passes by the boat.
One sheep remarks, “Did you see
The other one says, “No…”
First sheep agrees, “Me
How many elephants fit into a submarine? - Twelve, because
the doorbell is on the left side.
A man goes with his daughter in a forest. “Look a mushroom!” points the dad.
- The mushroom turns around and
says, “So what?!”
Two walls meet at the corner. Next Part 2
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