Anti-Jokes! So Funny (for Some)!
What goes tttthhh?
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A snake with a lisp
Why did the picture have to go to prison?
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It was framed.
What do you call a fly without wings?
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A walk.
Two tomatoes are walking across a street. One of them gets run over by a
truck.
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The first tomato looks at the gruesome scene and says: “Well, life’s not
a petting zoo.”
Why do cows wear bells?
Their horns don’t work.
How can you tell you have an elephant in your
bedroom?
By the big "E" on his pajamas.
A toast goes up the stairs, and then he remembers
that he can’t walk and falls back down the stairs.
What is big, grey and triangular?
The shadow of the big green triangle!
What is black, red, and golden and
flies through the air?
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A lady bug with a golden tooth.
What does a farmer say when he's looking for his
tractor?
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"Where is my tractor?"
What do you call an alligator that’s wearing a vest?
An investigator.
What is the difference
between a man and a toothbrush?
None. Both are hairy.
One lightning to another: Imma hit the road now.
One fart says to another fart, “You stink.”
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The second fart replies, “So do you!”
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What’s black, red, black, red, black, red?
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A zebra with a sun burn.
Two fish
meet. One says: “Blubb”.
What is blue and lies
under a mushroom?
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Smurf poop.
A guy says, “Sorry, I can’t hear you, I have a banana
in my ear.”
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The other guy replies, “Sorry, I can’t hear you. I have a
cucumber in my ear.”
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