Funny Pick Up Lines

The best first: Could you lend me a kiss? I promise to give it back.
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Funny Pick Up Lines
Here you find hilarious, cheesy and sweet pickup lines. 

I wish you could have my eyes. Then you could see how incredibly gorgeous you look!
Excuse me, you seem to have something in your eye. Yep, it’s a sparkle.
Are you an interior designer? Because when you walked in, the entire room became beautiful.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Cheesy pick up line.
Gotcha you thieving thief!

You just stole my heart!
Hey, I just saw you steal something of mine!
All of my attention!
Your hand looks so heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
I’m sorry, you owe me a drink. [Why?] You see, when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Pick up line joke

If you were a tree, you’d be a good tree.
“If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet potato.”

Pick a random number between 1-10….. You lose, now give me a kiss!
Oh baby, are you a communist revolutionary?
Because I feel a definite uprising in my lower classes.
Did you just fart? I'm just asking because you really blew me away!
Do you like bread?
Awesome, me to!
I really like the bits of your face that are covered with skin.
Do you care for raisins? OK, what about a date then?
I bet you’re a teacher. Everything about you shouts ‘class’.“
Excuse me, I’ve lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?”
Does this cloth also smell like chloroform to you?
Ooh you seem like you'd fit perfectly in my co-driver seat!
Hi, I was just talking to my friend and he was wondering whether you think I’m cute.
I’m new in town, could I have the directions to your house please?
Hi, I’ve lost my teddy, do you think you could cuddle with me instead?
I'm no photographer, but I picture us together.
If I were a traffic light, I'd turn red every time you wanted to cross, just so I could look at you for a bit longer.
Are you Wi-fi? [no] That’s funny, because I feel like I’m really connected to you.
Hey, did you buy those pants on sale? Cuz at my place they're 100% off!
Girl, you must be garbage! ‘Cause I really want to take you out.
Are you a fisherman?
You seem a real catch.
I seem to have lost my telephone number. Do you think I could have yours?
I’m sorry, could you please help me fix my phone? It doesn’t appear to have your number.
Boy: “Would you give me half an hour of your time and about 8.5 inches of space?”
Boy: Listen, could you hold something for me, please?
Girl: Of course, what?
Boy: Here, my hand.
Between 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? No? And would you like to?

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