Birthday Jokes and Funny Birthday Wishes
Birthday card inscription: Recent research revealed that 4 out of 5 people can expect money in their birthday cards. Happy Birthday, number 5!
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Girlfriend: Well, you did tell me to surprise you.
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Abby!
Abby who?
Abby Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday. Soon you will get older and then you can laugh, sneeze, cough and pee at the same time.
Ok, I will stop making fun about your age. Making fun of old people is not funny.
Happy Birthday!
From a certain age, birthdays are like a reverse countdown.
Doctor: Next time, blow out the candles.
Thank you for your birthday wishes on Facebook. Who are you by the way?
You know you are getting old when you start getting birthday cards from your orthopedist.
Honey, you really don’t have to do the dishes on your birthday. Do it tomorrow.
Your upcoming birthday reminds me of the words of the old Chinese scholar: Yung No Mo
Thank you, grandpa. The violin you gave me for my last birthday already brought me a lot of money.
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Really? You play so well?
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Not at all. But mom and dad give me money to stop playing.
I wanted to make you a rum cake for your birthday. But now I am drunk and I’ve just eaten the cake.
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