Birthday Jokes and Funny Birthday Wishes
Birthday card inscription: Recent research revealed that 4 out of 5 people
can expect money in their birthday cards. Happy Birthday, number 5!
Boyfriend: How come you didn’t get me a present for my birthday?!
Girlfriend: Well, you did tell me to surprise you.
Abby Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday. Soon you will get older and then you can laugh, sneeze,
cough and pee at the same time.
Ok, I will stop making fun about your age. Making fun of old people
is not funny.
From a certain age, birthdays are like a reverse countdown.
Patient: Doctor, I get a strong stinging feeling in my eyes every time I eat
a birthday cake."
Doctor: Next time, blow out the candles.
Thank you for your birthday wishes on Facebook. Who are you by the way?
You know you are getting old when you start getting birthday cards from your
Honey, you really don’t have to do the dishes on your birthday. Do it
Your upcoming birthday reminds me of the words of the old Chinese scholar:
Yung No Mo
Thank you, grandpa. The violin you gave me for my last birthday already
brought me a lot of money.
Really? You play so well?
all. But mom and dad give me money to stop playing.
I wanted to make you a rum cake for your birthday. But now I am drunk and
I’ve just eaten the cake.
Birthday Jokes and Birthday Wishes