Funny sayings and hilarious quotes. What a
treasure to to dive into! Guaranteed to tickle your funny bone. But be
aware: Those may cause uncontrollable laughter!
I’m all for irony, but the phrase “Good morning” seems
to be going a bit too far.
My neighbors are listening to great music. Whether
they like it or not.
It is important to make breaks between individual exercises. I
personally stick to breaks of about 3-4 years.
I don’t hate.
I ‘whatever’.
I’m not saying I’m overreacting. But there are good
times and there are bad times to hand me a chain saw.
Promises are like babies… They’re fun to make but hard
to deliver.
Are you unhappy? Are you alone? Fear not, the light is
always on for you in the fridge.
Funny offence:
I think your parents shouldn't have built the swing that close to the
wall.
How to part in style after having a row with your
friend:
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“I hope your pillow is warm on both sides in the summer!”
It's amazing how nice people are to you when they know
you're going away.
First rule of Sundays:
If you can’t reach it from your couch, you don’t need it.
It is generally believed that talking with your mouth
full is rude.
Personally, I find talking with your head empty
much worse.
Stop smoking for good.
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Smoke for
evil!
According to my mirror I am pregnant. The father is
Nutella.
I had loads to do today. Ah well, so now I have loads
to do tomorrow.
If you had to decide between a diet and a piece of
chocolate, would you prefer dark, white or milk chocolate?
Every time a bird craps on my car, I go out on my terrace and eat some
scrambled eggs. Just to show them who’s the boss.
My relationship is like an iPad.
I don't have an iPad.
What I say: I’m a family type.
What I mean: I eat roughly the
same amount as an average family.
Anything done before the first coffee of the day could
be classified as self-defense.
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Sayings Part 2 (Witty Remarks)
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