So Bad It's Good | Cringeworthy Jokes:
What is the difference between a soccer star and a bank robber?
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The bank robber goes, “Give me the money or I shoot!”
The
soccer star goes, “Give me the money or I don’t shoot!”
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of
the barking lot.
I saw you with a new guy. Is it something serious?
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No, we do laugh from time to time.
When I’m bored, I imitate everybody.
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But that’s no way for an
adult to behave.
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But that’s no way for an adult to behave.
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Come on, stop being stupid.
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Come on, stop being stupid.
I told my girlfriend to come with me to the gym.
Then I stood her up. Hopefully, she’ll realize the two of us are not
going to work out.
What do you call an alligator who
knows his way around?
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A navigator.
Job Interviewer, “Why are you wearing jogging
pants?”
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Man, “This is customary dress code where I come from.”
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“Where do you come from?”
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“From home.”
How do you tell you’ve had two dinosaurs in the fridge?
There
are footprints in the butter.
How come the barber
won the race?
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The cheater took a short cut.
Knock, knock.
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Who’s there?
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Ben
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Ben who?
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Ben abducted by aliens and now I’m back.
Two grandmas, Agnes and Gabriela, are meeting at a café. They’re
having a nice chat over cake and coffee when suddenly Agnes remarks,
“Um, Gabriela, you seem to have a suppository in your left ear…”
Gabriela is surprised and fishes the suppository out of her ear,
looks at it for a while and sighs, “Well I guess I know where to find
my hearing aid then.”
Why did the geeky guy cross the road?
He had heard there were a
lot of chicks on the other side.
What boats do, when they get sick?
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They actually go to the
doc(k).
Helium walks into a bar and orders water.
Bartender apologizes, "Sorry sir but we're currently out of water."
What does Helium do?
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It doesn't react.
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