Bad Jokes (Part 8) - Cringeworthy

So Bad It's Good | Cringeworthy Jokes:

What is the difference between a soccer star and a bank robber?
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The bank robber goes, “Give me the money or I shoot!”

The soccer star goes, “Give me the money or I don’t shoot!”

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Why did the dog cross the road?

To get out of the barking lot.

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I saw you with a new guy. Is it something serious?
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No, we do laugh from time to time.

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When I’m bored, I imitate everybody.
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But that’s no way for an adult to behave.
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But that’s no way for an adult to behave.
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Come on, stop being stupid.
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Come on, stop being stupid.

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I told my girlfriend to come with me to the gym. Then I stood her up. Hopefully, she’ll realize the two of us are not going to work out.

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What do you call an alligator who knows his way around?
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A navigator.

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Job Interviewer, “Why are you wearing jogging pants?”
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Man, “This is customary dress code where I come from.”
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“Where do you come from?”
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“From home.”

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How do you tell you’ve had two dinosaurs in the fridge?

There are footprints in the butter.

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How come the barber won the race?
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The cheater took a short cut.

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Knock, knock.
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Who’s there?
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Ben
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Ben who?
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Ben abducted by aliens and now I’m back.

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Two grandmas, Agnes and Gabriela, are meeting at a café. They’re having a nice chat over cake and coffee when suddenly Agnes remarks, “Um, Gabriela, you seem to have a suppository in your left ear…”

Gabriela is surprised and fishes the suppository out of her ear, looks at it for a while and sighs, “Well I guess I know where to find my hearing aid then.”

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Why did the geeky guy cross the road?

He had heard there were a lot of chicks on the other side.

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What boats do, when they get sick?
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They actually go to the doc(k).

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Helium walks into a bar and orders water. Bartender apologizes, "Sorry sir but we're currently out of water." What does Helium do?
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It doesn't react.



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