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The best first: What is red and juicy and round?
A lemon disguised as a strawberry.
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Sometimes those dad jokes get so terrible, corny, bad, dumb and cheesy that you can't but laugh! 

(Note: Try as well our New Dad Jokes section)
What is the worst combination of two sicknesses?
Diarrhea and Alzheimer. You’re running, but you don’t know where.

What is hairy, brown, and goes up and down?
A kiwi in an elevator.

Do you know what’s cool?
What is cold and stands under a street lamp?
A frostitute.
Two hot dogs are walking down the street.
One suddenly turns to the other and says, “Mike! Your wiener is showing!“

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Problems sleeping? Cut the legs of your bed. You'll sleep deeper.
What is blue and lies under a mushroom?
Smurf poop.
What fish is the best fighter?
The swordfish.
I lost some weight last month. But now it found me again. 

Would you like to hear a construction joke?


Well I’m still working on it.
Do you know why I can’t be buried in a cemetery?”


“Because I’m still alive.”
I have a very secure job. There’s nobody else who would want it.
Do you know what’s up?
The ceiling.
Do you feel cold!

Then go to the corner, there’s 90 degrees.
What did Arnold Bergheimer invent in 1928?
Nothing at all.

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How do you feel?
Wrong. You feel with your skin.
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