Sometimes those dad jokes get so terrible, corny, bad, dumb and cheesy that you
can't but laugh!
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What is the worst combination of two sicknesses? - Diarrhea and
Alzheimer. You’re running, but you don’t know where.
What is hairy, brown, and goes up and down? - A kiwi in an elevator.
Do you know what’s cool? - Winter.
What is cold and stands under a street lamp? - A frostitute.
Two hot dogs are walking down the street. - One suddenly turns to the
other and says, “Mike! Your wiener is showing!“
Problems sleeping? Cut the legs of your bed. You'll sleep deeper.
What is blue and lies under a mushroom? - Smurf poop.
What fish is the best fighter? - The swordfish.
I lost some weight last month. But now it found me again.
Would you like to hear a construction joke?
[Yes]
Well I’m still working on it.
Do you know why I
can’t be buried in a cemetery?”
[No]
“Because I’m still
alive.”
I have a very secure job. There’s nobody else who would want it.
Do you know what’s up? - The ceiling.
Do you feel cold!
Then go to the corner, there’s 90 degrees.
What did Arnold Bergheimer invent in 1928? - Nothing at all.
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