Corny Dad Jokes
Sometimes those jokes get so terrible, bad, dumb and cheesy that you
can't but laugh!
Son: "Is this insecticide good for mosquitos?"
Dad: "Not at all, it
“I’ll call you later!”
“Please don’t do that. I’ve always asked you
to call me Dad!”
“Are you alright dad?”'
“Actually, technically, I’m half left and
I lost some weight last month. But now it found me again.
We had to pull over to let an ambulance whizz by, sirens blaring. My dad was
silent for a while and then commented, “I can’t see them selling much
ice-cream at this speed.”
"Hey dad how was your weekend?" - "Light, dark, light, dark, Monday."
Dad to his son: "I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and
"Daughter to her dad: "What is it?"
Dad: “It” is a pronoun.
“Son, did you know I was named after Nikola Tesla?”
“But Dad, your name
“True, but I was named AFTER him.”
You: “So, dad, I was thinking…”
Dad: “Ohhhhh and I wondered what
that high-pitched grinding sound was!”
Dad: Would you like to hear a construction joke?
Dad: Well I’m still working on it.
"We drove past a city cemetery and my dad remarked, “Do you know why I
can’t be buried here, boy?”
“Because I’m still
Dad: I have a very secure job. There’s nobody else who would want it.
My dad is a gynecologist. He loves referring to himself as a private
Dad, I’m hungry!”
“Oh hello Hungry, I’m Dad!”
“And I’m really Dad.”
Daughter: “How do I look, daddy?!”
Dad: “With your eyes,
They called me a fat loser in the gym. I mean, yes, that’s the point.
Yo Dad, what’s up?
Dad, I’m cold!
Go to the corner, son, there’s 90 degrees.
I read the other day that people eat more bananas than monkeys. No
surprises there, I can’t even remember the last time I ate a monkey.
When somebody asks my dad how he feels, he always replies, „With my
Stop whining, you will never be the man your mother is.
My kids aren’t spoiled. They always smelled that way.
Father: Do you know the joke from the 3rd floor?
Father: Me neither, I was on the 2nd floor at the time.
Do you have a hole in your shoe? What do you mean, no? How did you get
your foot in then?
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