Bad Jokes | Part 6 (Funny Groaners)

Best first: Men are from Mars.

Women are from Venus.

Cows are from the Moooooooooon.
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Where do you bring sick horses?
Into the horsespital

I asked my North Korean friend how it was to live in North Korea. He said he can't complain.
At a doctor's office:
A man lying on the examination bench interrupts the doctor and says, “Excuse me, doc, you seem to be writing with a thermometer.”

The doctor gets up and the man feels something being pulled out of his rear end. 

Doctor: “Sorry!”
How did the cat get the first prize at a bird show?

Somebody didn’t shut the champion’s cage properly.
Why don‘t cannibals eat divorced women?

Because they’re bitter.
Funny frisbee joke
Question: I have an extra-large nose, three eyes and thirty teeth. What am I?
Answer: Ugly
I’m certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink too much, I talk nonsense and I cannot control my car.

Question: Why did the cow cross the road?
Answer: It wanted to go to the mooovies.
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never reported it because the thief was still spending considerably less than his wife.
What is yellow and can’t swim?
An excavator.
Did you find it funny?
Neither did the excavator operator.
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