We Know They're AWEFUL, But We LOVE our Bad Jokes
Where do you bring sick horses?
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Into the horsespital
I asked my North Korean friend how it was to live in
North Korea. He said he can't complain.
At a doctor's
office:
A man lying on the examination bench interrupts the doctor
and says, “Excuse me, doc, you seem to be writing with a thermometer.”
The doctor gets up and the man feels something being pulled out of
his rear end.
Doctor: “Sorry!”
How did the
cat get the first prize at a bird show?
Somebody didn’t shut
the champion’s cage properly.
Why don‘t
cannibals eat divorced women?
Because they’re bitter.
Question: I have an extra-large nose, three eyes and thirty teeth.
What am I?
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Answer: Ugly
I’m certain there
are female hormones in beer. When I drink too much, I talk nonsense
and I cannot control my car.
Question: Why did the
cow cross the road?
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Answer: It wanted to go to the mooovies.
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never reported
it because the thief was still spending considerably less than his
wife.
What is yellow and can’t swim?
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An
excavator.
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Did you find it funny?
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No.
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Neither
did the excavator operator.
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