Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? - Of course, a house
doesn’t jump at all.
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only
10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months?
What is grey and can't fly? - A fat pigeon
Why isn't the military accepting karate pros? - Because when they
salute they might kill themselves.
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I
crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull
sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”
Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother?
My name is Paul.
What is black, sits in a tree and is very dangerous? - A raven with a
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? -
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick: "It was really
great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother: "Ooh, they do very
fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick: "What school?"
Mama kangaroo is jumping along the bush. Suddenly, a small penguin peeks out
of her pouch, vomits and says, “Damn this student exchange!”
How to kill a male walrus? - Point to his chest and
say, “You've got something there!”
Five out of six people declare Russian roulette to be perfectly safe.
"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from,
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