The best YO MAMA JOKES
The funniest jokes about your mother :-)
Your mom arm wrestles for beer.
Your dad drives your mama to work with a forklift.
What does Santa Claus and your mom have in common?
The beard.
Your mom was surprised to find an iPad after she sat on an iPhone.
Your mother barks when someone is at the door.
Your mom is like the Mount Everest. Nobody knows how many people climbed it.
Yo mama is so fat, last time she went for a swim in the ocean, some
Japanese boat tried to harpoon her.
Your mom yells from the toilet: "Hey everyone, I'm 3D printer!"
Yo mama is so hideous, she once went to a hair salon and told the
hairdresser to cut her hair - and then she opened her blouse!
Yo mama's so fat, Ebola wouldn't know where to start.
Yo mama so ugly, when she sits down on a
sandy beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo mama is so poor that ducks throw bread
at her!
Yo mama collects ugly children.
Every time your dog farts in the car, yo mama rolls up the windows.
Yo mama is the stronges one in prison.
I met your mom yesterday, she seemed like a
very nice guy.
Yo mama is so fat, before she was buried, the earth was still flat!
Yo mama's back hair
is so
thick, she ruined your neighbor’s rake the other day trying to comb it.
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