The Best Yo Mama Jokes
Your mother is so ugly, your father takes her with him to
work so he wouldn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Your mom is
so ugly, people break into her house just to close the curtains.
Until your mom was born, whales had no natural enemies.
Every time your dog farts in the car, yo mama rolls up the windows.
Yo mama is so fat she falls from both sides of the bed.
Your mom poops standing.
What's the difference between your mom and an elephant?
Does your dad have this really long, bushy beard?
Oh, then I saw
your mom at the shops yesterday.
You know why yo mama has such a flat head in the back?
Because the toilet cover keeps falling on her head when she’s drinking.
Your mom works in prison as punishment.
Your mom yells from the toilet: "Hey everyone, I’m a 3D printer.”
When yo mama steps on the scale, it says "Only one person at a time please“.
Your moms butt hair is so long she always has to fight being pulled into the
toilet when she flushes.
Yo mamma looks so terrible, she went into a haunted house on a dare
and came out with a new job.
Yo mamma is so fat – when she gets into a lift it only goes down.
Why can't your mother die?
She is so fat, Death can't get to her.
Yo mama is so fat she has to put a “Detour” sign around her neck when she
goes out for a walk.
Yo momma's so fat, I made a picture of her last Easter and it’s still
When I see yo mama, I feel pretty again.
NASA called. Your mother is taking us out of Sun's orbit.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls on her back, she’s still the same height as
Yo momma's so ugly she once threw a boomerang and
it refused to come back to her.
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