The Best Yo Mama Jokes
* A small note: It is NOT OK to use YO MAMA JOKES, although
they're very funny, to make actual people feel bad. People may
laugh with you, but you'll never get any friends that way.
Everything you give out has an influence on you, so best give
out something positive. And while you're doing that, enjoy these
disgustingly mean and ridiculously funny jokes, for academic
Your mother is so ugly, your father takes her with him to
work so he wouldn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama so
fat, the truck had to take gas three times to run her over.
Your mom is so ugly, the FBI is using her as a flash grenade.
Yo mama is so fat she falls from both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so fat, when she showers, it takes the water 3 minutes to finally
hit the floor.
Your mom works in prison as punishment.
Your mom yells from the toilet: "Hey everyone, I’m a 3D printer.”
Your mom is
so ugly, people break into her house just to close the curtains.
When yo mama steps on the scale, it says "Only one person at a time please“.
Your mother barks when someone is at the door.
Yo mama's so grim,
the McDonalds she works for gave up on Happy Meals.
Yo momma's so ugly she once threw a boomerang and
it refused to come back to her.
Yo mama so hairy, she keeps getting stuck on the escalator.
Yo mama's so fat she sank a rowing machine last week.
Yo momma's so fat, I made a picture of her last Easter and it’s still
Your mother has to peep when she
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