Really funny riddles with answers
Our funniest first:
Question: What’s the first thing a gardener puts in
his garden at the beginning of the year?
Answer: His foot.
Question: In what sort of glass should you never pour
Answer: A full glass.
Question: When do you go in through one hole and come
out through two holes at the same time?
Answer: When you're putting on your trousers.
Question: Can somebody who lives in New York be
buried in New Jersey?
Answer: No, he still lives.
What eats a lot of iron and yet has no digestion
What’s got many, many keys – but is unable to open
Question: I have an extra-large nose, three eyes
and thirty teeth. What am I?
Q: How many times could old Noah go fishing?
A: Only twice. He only had 2 worms.
Q: A glider
lands precisely on the border between the US and Canada, one wing in
each country. Which country gets the engine?
A: Gliders have
Q: How many months in the year have 28 days?
A: All of them.
Q: Why do people build new houses?
Because it’s impossible to build old houses.
Q: If you have 1 cent and you triple it every day, how
many dollars will you have after 27 days?
82 cents. You only ever triple that one cent you had at the beginning.
Peter’s smart phone fell into a big mug
of coffee but didn’t get wet. How was this possible?
Answer: It was coffee powder.
Q: What is dirty after washing?
A: Your bath water.
Question: What hard rock group has four dudes but
neither of them plays a guitar?
Answer: Mount Rushmore.
Q: A man on a flat soccer field kicked a soccer ball
40 feet away. The ball came back immediately at the same speed. No one
else and no object have been involved. The ball didn’t touch anything on
its way. How did the man do that?
A: He kicked the ball up in the air.
Riddle: I move at a tremendous speed, as fast as a
car, and yet I’m always at the same place. What am I?
Answer: A ventilator.
Q: I have 4 legs but never run. What am I?
A: A chair.
Who lives an exhausting life?
Q: Do you know what you can hold without ever
A: A conversation.
Q: How many sides are there to a circle?
A: Two. The inside and the outside.
Nice funny riddle:
What can answer in any language? What can speak without a mouth? What
can sing without an ear?
Answer: An echo.
Q: What’s as big as an elephant but weighs 0 kg?
A: The elephant’s shadow.
Q: What has a tail and a head, but no body?
A: A nickel.
Q: If you feed me, I live. If you give me a drink, I
die. What am I?
What is yours, but is used much more often by your friends?
Answer: Your name.
Q: What falls down from great heights but is never
A: The rain.
Q: What stays in the corner all the time but travels
around the world?
Q: What gets quickly wet while drying?
A: The towel.
What was the world’s highest mountain before the discovery of Mount
Answer: The Mount Everest (it doesn’t matter whether people discovered
it or not, it was the highest mountain even before that!)
Very Good Riddles with Funny Answers
Q: How do you throw an egg on the floor without cracking it?
A: Unless you have very bad floors, throw the egg any which way. The
floor shouldn’t crack from a simple egg throw.
Q: A pink girl with a pink dress, a pink cat, a pink
hat and pink walls lives in a pink bungalow. What color are her stairs?
A: There are no stairs in a bungalow.
What's the one place where it's impossible to face
On the stairs.
Question: What do you call a camel with 4 humps?
Q: What disappears the second you start talking about
What eats a lot of iron and yet has no digestion
How many times can you subtract 9 from 74?
Just once. After that it’s not 74 anymore.
Q: What can you break without having to touch it?
A: A vow.
Q: What word do all dictionaries spell wrong?
Q: How many seconds are there in a year?
A: Twelve. Second of January, second of February…
Q: How can somebody walk for 8 days without sleeping?
A: He sleeps only at night.
Q: What can you see twice in a week or once in every
year – but not once in million months?
A: The letter E.
Q. Where does Friday always come before Thursday?
A: In a dictionary.
Question: What has three ways out and just one way
Answer: A T-shirt!
Q: You had 20 men build your house in two months. How
long would it take 10 men to build the very same house?
A: Zero seconds. The house was already built by the 20 men.
Q: What goes up when the water comes down?
A: An umbrella.
Q: There’s a man who can tell the exact score before every soccer match.
How on earth does he do that?
A: The score before every soccer match is known to everyone. It is
What can you serve, but you seldom see eaten?
Q: Maybe I can hear everything but you'll never hear
me say a word. Who am I?
A: Your ear.
Q: What lion hunts under water?
A: The sea lion.
Q: When you take 2 out of 3 apples away, how many
apples do you have?
A: The 2 apples you’ve taken with you.
Q: A man goes out in heavy rain with nothing to
protect him from it. His hair doesn’t get wet. How does he do that?
A: He is bald.
Q: What table can you eat?
A: A vegetable.
Q: A man went for a horseback trip on Friday. He
returned two days later on Saturday. How is that possible?
A: The horse’s name was Friday.
In which ball sport does the ball never touch the
The water polo.
What only runs and never walks, what has a mouth and
never eats, and has a bed but never sleeps?
Q: On which side do chickens have the most feathers?
A: On the outside.
Q: What’s got feathers but no wings?
A: Your pillow.
Q: You can sleep on it, brush your teeth with it and
sit on it, what is it?
A: A bed, a tooth brush, and a chair.
Q: What spends all the time on the floor but never
A: Your shadow.
Q: What is the longest word in the English language?
A: Smiles. There’s a whole mile between the two Ss.
Q: In what glasses shouldn’t you pour apple juice?
A: The already full ones.
Q: When does a man really like being alone?
A: When he becomes an heir.
Q: A doctor gave you 3 pills that you have to take
every half hour. How long does it take you to use them all?
A: One hour. You took the first one immediately.
Q: A guy is driving down the road, his headlights are
off, there is no moon. There’s a guy dressed all in black standing in
the middle of the road, facing away from the car. The guy in the car
swerves and doesn’t hit the guy dressed all in black. How come?
It was 1:30 in the afternoon.
Question: Why can't the T-rex clap?
Answer: Because he's extinct.
Q: When can a man walk on water?
A: When the water gets really cold.
Q: What question can never be answered with a yes?
A: Are you asleep? (or Are you dead?)
Q: Is it legal to marry the sister of your widow?
A: Doesn’t matter. You are dead anyways.
A: Who earns money without working a single day?
Q: The night watchman.
Q: There are 10 birds sitting on a power line. A
hunter shoots two of them, how many birds are left still sitting there?
A: None, they all took off after the loud bang of the shot.
Q: What has a 1000 legs but can’t walk?
A: 500 pairs of pants.
Q: Who can smell without having a nose?
A: A smelly guy without a nose.
Q: What is the difference between a car and toilet
A: It’s perfectly OK to buy a used car.
Q: Who is the biggest victim of the yo-yo effect?
A: The moon. It gains and loses every month.
Q: What nails are a pain to hammer into wood?
A: Your finger nails.
Q: What animal turns about 200 times around its axis
after it dies?
A: A roast chicken.
Q: Which lion is the best swimmer?
A: The sea-lion.
Q: What question do you always have to answer with
A: How to spell the word YES.
More funny riddles and answers:
Q: What has 6 feet and sings?
A: The singing trio.
Which hand do you use to wipe your butt?
The right one, what an odd question?
Oh, I simply use toilet paper…
Q: The more it has the less it weighs. What is it?
A: Cheese with holes.
Q: You have a basket with 20 apples. You have 20
hungry children. Every child should get an apple but one apple should
remain in the basket. How do you do that?
A: You give 19 children one apple each and to the last one you give the
basket containing the last apple.
What is at the center of Earth?
An R. (eaRth)
Q: Who eats a lot of iron without getting sick?
A: The rust.
Q: When a child is going to school for the first
time, where will it sit?
A: Nowhere, it is still going.