Really funny riddles with answers. Clean, short and hilarious brain
Question: Where do you go in through one hole and come out through two holes
at the same time?
Answer: By putting on your trousers.
Funny riddle: Peter’s smart phone fell into a big mug of coffee but didn’t get wet. How
was this possible?
Answer: It was coffee powder.
Q: What is dirty after washing?
A: Your bath water.
Question: What hard rock group has four dudes but neither of them plays a
Answer: Mount Rushmore.
Q: A man on a flat soccer field kicked a soccer ball 40 feet away. The ball
came back immediately at the same speed. No one else and no object have been
involved. The ball didn’t touch anything on its way. How did the man do
A: He kicked the ball up in the air.
Q: The more you take from me, the greater I become. What am I?
Riddle: I move at a tremendous speed, as fast as a car, and yet I’m always
at the same place. What am I?
Answer: A ventilator.
Q: I have 4 legs but never run. What am I?
A: A chair.
Q: The more you take from me, the greater I become. What am I?
Q: Do you know what you can hold without ever touching it?
Q: How many sides are there to a circle?
A: Two. The inside and the
Q: The harder you hit me, the greater I become. What am I?
What can answer in any language? What can speak without a mouth? What can
sing without an ear?
Answer: An echo.
Q: What’s as big as an elephant but weighs 0 kg?
A: The elephant’s
Q: What has a tail and a head, but no body?
A: A nickel.
Q: If you feed me, I live. If you give me a drink, I die. What am I?
Question: What is yours, but is used much more often by your friends?
Answer: Your name.
Q: What has two legs but cannot walk?
A: A pair of trousers.
Q: What falls down but is never injured?
A: The rain.
Q: What stays in the corner all the time but travels around the world?
Q: What gets quickly wet while drying?
A: The towel.
Question: What was the world’s highest mountain before the discovery of
Answer: The Mount Everest (it doesn’t matter whether
people discovered it or not, it was the highest mountain even before that!)
Q: How do you throw an egg on the floor without cracking it?
A: Unless you have very bad floors, throw the egg any which way. The floor
shouldn’t crack from a simple egg throw.
Q: A pink girl with a pink dress, a pink cat, a pink hat and pink walls
lives in a pink bungalow. What color are her stairs?
A: There are no
stairs in a bungalow.
What do you call a camel with 4 humps?
Q: What disappears the second you start talking about it?
Q: What word do all dictionaries spell wrong?
Q: How many seconds are there in a year?
A: Twelve. Second
of January, second of February…
Q: How can somebody walk for 8 days without sleeping?
sleeps only at night.
Q: What can you see twice in a week, once in every year – but not once in
A: The letter E.
Q. Where does Friday always come before Thursday?
A: In a
Question: What has three ways out and just one way in?
Answer: A T-shirt!
Q: You had 20 men build your house in two months. How long would it take 10
men to build the very same house?
A: Zero seconds. The
house was already built by the 20 men.
Q: What goes up when the water comes down?
A: An umbrella.
Q: What has one eye, four legs, and half an anus?
A: Half a
Q: There’s a man who can tell the exact score before every soccer match. How
on earth does he do that?
A: The score before every soccer
match is known to everyone. It is always 0:0.
What can you serve, but you seldom see eaten?
Q: Maybe I can hear everything but you'll never hear me say a word. Who am
A: Your ear.
Q: When you take 2 out of 3 apples away, how many apples do you have?
A: The 2 apples you’ve taken with you.
Q: A man goes out in heavy rain with nothing to protect him from it. His
hair doesn’t get wet. How does he do that?
A: He is bald.
Q: What table can you eat?
A: A vegetable.
Q: On Thursday, a man went for a horseback trip on Friday and returned two
days later on Saturday. How is that possible?
A: The horse’s
name was Friday.
What only runs and never walks, what has a mouth and never eats, and has a
bed but never sleeps?
Q: On which side do chickens have the most feathers?
Q: What insect needs to eat the least?
A: The moth – it only
Q: What’s got feathers but no wings?
A: Your pillow.
Q: You can sleep on it, brush your teeth with it and sit on it, what is it?
A: A bed, a tooth brush, and a chair.
Q: What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirty?
A: Your shadow.
Q: What is the longest word in the English language?
Smiles. There’s a whole mile between the two Ss.
Q: In what glasses shouldn’t you pour apple juice?
The already full ones.
Q: When does a man really like being alone?
A: When he
becomes an heir.
Q: A doctor gave you 3 pills that you have to take every half hour. How long
does it take you to use them all?
A: One hour. You took the
first one immediately.
Q: A guy is driving down the road, his headlights are off, there is no moon.
There’s a guy dressed all in black standing in the middle of the road,
facing away from the car. The guy in the car swerves and doesn’t hit the guy
dressed all in black. How come?
It was 1:30 in the afternoon.
Question: Why can't the T-rex clap?
Answer: Because he's
Q: When can a man walk on water?
A: When the water gets
Q: A question in a math class. You have 2 apples in your hand and then you
add another 4 apples in your hand. What do you have?
very big hand.
Q: What question can never be answered with a yes?
you asleep? (or Are you dead?)
Q: Is it legal to marry the sister of your widow?
A: Doesn’t matter.
You are dead anyways.
A: Who earns money without working a single day?
Q: There are 10 birds sitting on a power line. A hunter shoots two of them,
how many birds are left still sitting there?
A: None, they all took
off after the loud bang of the shot.
Q: Who can smell without having a nose?
A: The cheese.
Q: Why do people build new houses?
A: Because it’s
impossible to build old houses.
Q: Who lives an exhausting life?
A: The exhaust.
Q: What goes swimming with you but never gets wet?
Q: What is the difference between a car and toilet paper?
It’s perfectly OK to buy a used car.
A: What do you call the fruits of anger?
Q: Who is the biggest victim of the yo-yo effect?
moon. It gains and loses every month.
Q: What nails are a pain to hammer into wood?
A: Your finger
Q: What animal turns about 200 times around its axis after it dies?
A: A roast chicken.
Q: Which lion is a very good swimmer?
A: The sea-lion.
Q: What question do you always have to answer with “Yes”?
A: How to spell the word YES.
Q: How many months in the year have 28 days?
A: All of them.
More funny riddles and answers:
Q: What has 6 feet and
A: The singing trio.
Which hand do you use to wipe your butt?
right one, what an odd question?
Oh, I simply use toilet paper…
Q: The more he has the less he weighs. What is it?
Q: You have a basket with 20 apples. You have 20 hungry children. Every
child should get an apple but one apple should remain in the basket. How do
you do that?
A: You give 19 children one apple each and to
the last one you give the basket containing the last apple.
What is at the center of Earth?
An R. (eaRth)
Q: Who eats a lot of iron without getting sick?
A: The rust.
Q: When a child is going to school for the first time, where will it sit?
A: Nowhere, it is still going.
Q: A glider lands precisely on the border between the US
and Canada, one wing in each country. Which country gets the engine?
Gliders have no engine.
Q: How much earth lies in a hole 3 feet deep and 3 feet wide?
A: None. It wouldn’t be a hole anymore if there were earth in it.