Bad Jokes | Part 2 (Weirdly Funny)

Best first: Why do birds fly to warmer climates for the winter?
It’s much easier for them than walking!
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Bad jokes that are actually funny!

Two grains of sand go through the desert. One to the other: "I have the feeling somebody is watching me."
A guy files for a divorce. Only two days after he hears that his wife’s father died and left her a huge heritage worth a million dollars.

He calls his wife and says: “Honey, I’m pregnant!”
Bad Bear Joke
My mom loves gardening. She was so excited that spring finally arrived, she wet her plants.
If I were to choose between dating and eating a soup – I think I’d rather eat the soup. Not much point in dating the soup.
“Why is there music coming out of your printer?”
“That will be the paper jamming again!”
“In our traditional farm hotel, you are woken by the call of the cockerel!”

“Very good, please tell him 9 o’clock.”

At the movies: “Sorry we’re all sold out down to the last place.”
“Excellent, I’ll have the last place then.”

Why did the police stop the elephant from driving his bicycle?
The bike was missing the front light.
A guy orders at a bakery, "I'd like 19 buns please."

The baker suggests, "I think you should take 20, sir."

"Why?" asks the man, puzzled.

The baker replies, "That way, you would have one more!"
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