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Bad Jokes | Part 2 (Weirdly Funny)

Best first: Why do birds fly to warmer climates for the winter?
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It’s much easier for them than walking!
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Bad jokes that are actually funny!

Two grains of sand go through the desert. One to the other: "I have the feeling somebody is watching me."
A guy files for a divorce. Only two days after he hears that his wife’s father died and left her a huge heritage worth a million dollars.

He calls his wife and says: “Honey, I’m pregnant!”
Bad Bear Joke
My mom loves gardening. She was so excited that spring finally arrived, she wet her plants.
If I were to choose between dating and eating a soup – I think I’d rather eat the soup. Not much point in dating the soup.
“Why is there music coming out of your printer?”
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“That will be the paper jamming again!”
“In our traditional farm hotel, you are woken by the call of the cockerel!”

“Very good, please tell him 9 o’clock.”

At the movies: “Sorry we’re all sold out down to the last place.”
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“Excellent, I’ll have the last place then.”

Why did the police stop the elephant from driving his bicycle?
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The bike was missing the front light.
A guy orders at a bakery, "I'd like 19 buns please."

The baker suggests, "I think you should take 20, sir."

"Why?" asks the man, puzzled.

The baker replies, "That way, you would have one more!"
Next: Bad Jokes Part 3 (Horrible Humor)

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