Bad Jokes | Part 5 (Terrible Humor)

Best first: Two youngsters knock on a house door. A middle-aged woman opens. One of the youngsters smiles and says, "Sorry to disturb you ma’am, but we are collecting for the local children's home."
The lady turns her head and yells: Johnny! Pack your things!!!
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Groans and Giggles: The Most Hilariously Horrible Jokes

Why are eggs not very much into jokes?
Because they could crack up.
Why is it scary when a computer turns into a zombie.
It has many mega-bites.
I never knew eggs were good for the eyes, but my cousin claims they gave him eggcelent vision.
A cat meets a fox in the forest.

The fox asks the cat why she smells so dreadful.

The cat replies, “I was walking by a pooping bear and he asked me if my fur makes fuzz. I said no. So he wiped his butt with me.”

The fox wonders: “So how come you’re still in such a good mood?”

“Well” the cat replies, “When he was done with me, he asked the hedgehog.”
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What would you call a very funny mountain?
"Hill Arious"
Question: What is green and has big, sturdy wheels?
Answer: The grass. The wheels were a lie.
I was devastated to hear that Peter died. Are you coming to his funeral?

And why should I? He’s not coming to mine, either.

Why do we consider chickens as friendly animals?
Because they lay their eggs instead of throwing them.
Teacher: “Tell me all the even numbers from 1 to 10.”

Little Johnny: “2 4 6 7 8 10.”

Teacher: “7 is not even.”

Little Johnny: “Yes, it is.”

Teacher: “Why?!”

Little Johnny: “It has the word even in it!”
Oh, they were laughing when I told them I’m becoming a stand-up comedian. Well, ha! They’re not laughing now!
My wife told me I'm crazy. That’s just stupid! I don't even have a wife.
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