Groans and Giggles: The Most Hilariously Horrible Jokes
Why are eggs not very much into jokes?
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Because they could
crack up.
Why is it scary when a computer turns into
a zombie.
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It has many mega-bites.
I never
knew eggs were good for the eyes, but my cousin claims they gave him
eggcelent vision.
A cat meets a fox in the forest.
The fox asks the cat why she smells so dreadful.
The
cat replies, “I was walking by a pooping bear and he asked me if my
fur makes fuzz. I said no. So he wiped his butt with me.”
The
fox wonders: “So how come you’re still in such a good mood?”
“Well” the cat replies, “When he was done with me, he asked the
hedgehog.”
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What would you call a very funny mountain?
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"Hill Arious"
Question: What is green and has big,
sturdy wheels?
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Answer: The grass. The wheels were a lie.
I was devastated to hear that Peter died. Are you
coming to his funeral?
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And why should I? He’s not coming to
mine, either.
Why do we consider chickens as
friendly animals?
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Because they lay their eggs instead of
throwing them.
Teacher: “Tell me all the even
numbers from 1 to 10.”
Little Johnny: “2 4 6 7 8 10.”
Teacher: “7 is not even.”
Little Johnny: “Yes, it is.”
Teacher: “Why?!”
Little Johnny: “It has the word even in it!”
Oh, they were laughing when I told
them I’m becoming a stand-up comedian. Well, ha! They’re not laughing
now!
My wife told me I'm crazy. That’s just stupid! I
don't even have a wife.
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