Knock Knock Jokes!

 
The Best Knock Knock Jokes for Adults and Children

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To hunt somebody down.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

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Knock knock.

Who's there?

Hatch.

Hatch who?

Bless you.

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Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Tank.

Tank Who?

You’re welcome.

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Smell mop.

Smell mop who?

Um, no thanks.

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

9/11.

9/11 who?

OMG. You said you will never forget.

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?
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Cook.
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Cook who?
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Yeah, you do sound kinda crazy.

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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Doris.

Doris who?

Doris locked, why do you think I’m knocking?

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Déja.

Déja who?

Knock knock.

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

FBI.

FBI who?

We are asking the questions here!

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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

No-one.

No-one who?
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(Remain silent)

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Knock, knock.
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Who’s there?
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Yaaaa.
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Yaaaa who?
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I’m happy to see you too.

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Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Who

Who who?

Are you an owl?!

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Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Tense/dramatic musical background.

Tense/dramatic musical background who?

...DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Yoda lady.

Yoda lady who?

Good job yodeling!

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Knock Knock.
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Who’s there?
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Love.
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Love who?
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Love me!

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Grandpa.

Oh my gosh! Somebody open the coffin quick!!!

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Knock, knock.
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Who’s there?
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Wood.
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Wood who?
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Away with ye and your devilish dolls!

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Robin.

Robin who?

Robin you! Give me your money!

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

The interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow wh-

Moooooo!

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Knock knock.

Who's there?

Beats.

Beats who?

Beats me.

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Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Tomato.

Tomato who?

Tomatoes don't have last names, silly.

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Knock, knock.
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Who’s there?
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Butt.
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Butt who?
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pffffffffff.....

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Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Your beloved grandma.

Your beloved grandma who?

Ungrateful brat!

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Knock, knock.
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Who’s there?
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Neto.
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Neto who?
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Neto pee. Please open the door!

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Knock, knock.
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Who’s there?
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The annoying parrot.
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The annoying parrot who?
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The annoying parrot who?

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Knock, knock.
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Who’s there?
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Moe.
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Moe who?
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Moe Lester, let me in kiddo.

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Knock, knock.
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Who’s there?
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Jesus.
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Jesus who?
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Jesus, are you kidding me? Just open the door.

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Knock knock.

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Who’s there?

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Repeat.

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Repeat who?

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Who! Who! Who!

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Knock Knock.
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Who’s there?
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Saad.
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Saad who?
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Sad that you don’t know me anymore.

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Knock, knock.
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Who’s there?
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Behind.
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Behind who?
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Behind you – I used the back door.

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Rupert Pippslebum.

Rupert Pippslebum who?

And exactly how many Rupert Pippslebums do you know?

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Aaahh.

Aaahh who?

A big bad wolf, apparently.

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Knock knock!

Who's there?

Hawaii.

Hawaii who?

I'm very well, thank you so much, and Hawaii you?

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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Nobel.

Nobel who?

No bell, I knock.

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Winnie the Pooh.

Winnie the Pooh who?

No seriously, Winnie the Pooh right now, let us in or it lands on your doormat!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the village idiot's residence.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

The chicken.

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Knock, knock.
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Who’s there?
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Notfunny.
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Notfunny who?
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Notfunny at all.

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Icing.

Icing who?

Icing (choose your favorite song and sing it with full gusto and volume).

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Marie.

Marie who?

Marie me!

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Knock-knock jokes are fun, the person who came up with them should definitely get a No-Bell prize.

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Suspense.

Suspense who?

…
 

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Would it be morally wrong to tell a knock-knock joke to a homeless guy?

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ho-ho.

Ho-ho who?

Um, no, you still need to practice a bit more if you want to be Santa at the mall this year.

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cereal.

Cereal who?

Cereal killer. Let me in.

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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Owls say.

Owls say who?

Yep, that they do.

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Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.

Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.

Will you remember me in a second?
Yes!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?

You forgot me already!!!

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Knock, knock.
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Who’s there?
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Theo.
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Theo who?
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Theo Coffee?

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Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Wooden shoe!

Wooden shoe who?

And wooden shoe like to hear another knock-knock joke!

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Kiss.

Kiss who?

Kiss the grandma!!!

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Aww don’t be such a crybaby!

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

A pile-up.

A pile-up who?

Oh no, yuck!

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Urine

Urine who?

Urine trouble?

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Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

George Washington

George Washington who?

Your parents should get back the money they put into your education!

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

The interrupting doctor.

The interr…

You've got cancer.

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Control freak.

Co…

You should say “Control freak who” now.

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Egg.

Egg who?

Eggstremely disappointed you still don’t recognize me.

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Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

A psychiatrist.

Psychiatrist who?

Oh, is that denial?

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Mom and Dad.

Mom and Dad who?

Exactly son, you are adopted.

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Me.

Me who?

Oh, having an identity crisis, are you?

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Doorbell repairman.

Doorbell repairman who?

Every. Single. Freaking. Time!!!

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