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Knock Knock Jokes!

A new one first: Knock, Knock.
 
Who’s there?

Leaf!

Leaf who?

Leaf the house, you’re not the owner anymore!
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Knock Knock Jokes

When a good joke comes knocking, don't ask who - just open the door. We have tons of knock knock variations for you - silly, childish, not-so-childish - and we're pretty confident you'll enjoy them!


Knock, knock.
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Who’s there?
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Theo.
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Theo who?
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Theo Coffee?
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To hunt somebody down.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.
Knock knock.

Who's there?

Hatch.

Hatch who?

Bless you.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

The interrupting doctor.

The interr…

You've got cancer.
Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Tank.

Tank Who?

You’re welcome.
Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Sir Isaac Newton.

Sir Isaac Newton who?

Your parents should get back the money they put into your education!
Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Mustache.

Mustache who?

Mustache you a question – but maybe I’ll shave it for later.
Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

A psychiatrist.

Psychiatrist who?

Oh, is that denial?
Who’s there?
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Cook.
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Cook who?
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Yeah, you do sound kinda crazy.
Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Doris.

Doris who?

Doris locked, why do you think I’m knocking?
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Déja.

Déja who?

Knock knock.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

FBI.

FB…

We are asking the questions here!
Funny Knock Knock Pun

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Kenya.

Kenya who?

Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?
Knock, knock.

Who's there?

No-one.

No-one who?
(Remain silent)
Knock, knock.
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Who’s there?
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I warned you.
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I warned you who?
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Arrrrrggghhhhh!!!!!!!
Knock, knock.
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Who’s there?
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Yaaaa.
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Yaaaa who?
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I’m happy to see you too.
Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Who

Who who?

Are you an owl?!
Knock, knock.
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Who’s there?
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Death.
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Death who?
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Oh come on! You know! The dark reaper? Open up.
Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Tense/dramatic musical background.

Tense/dramatic musical background who?

...DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Yoda lady.

Yoda lady who?

Good job yodeling!
Knock, knock.
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Who’s there?
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Love.
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Love who?
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Love me!
Knock, knock.
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Who’s there?
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Kanga.
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Kango who?
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No. Kangaroo.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Grandpa.

Oh my gosh! Somebody open the coffin quick!!!
Knock, knock.
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Who’s there?
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Wood.
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Wood who?
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Away with ye and your devilish dolls!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Robin.

Robin who?

Robin you!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

The interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow wh-

Moooooo!
Knock knock.

Who's there?

Beats.

Beats who?

Beats me.
Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Tomato.

Tomato who?

Tomatoes don't have last names, silly.
Knock, knock.
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Who’s there?
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Butt.
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Butt who?
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pffffffffff.....
Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Your beloved grandma.

Your beloved grandma who?

Ungrateful brat!
Knock, knock.
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Who’s there?
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Neto.
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Neto who?
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Neto pee. Please open the door!

Knock, knock.
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Who’s there?
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Notfunny.
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Notfunny who?
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Notfunny at all.

Knock, knock.
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Who’s there?
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The annoying parrot.
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The annoying parrot who?
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The annoying parrot who?


Knock, knock.
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Who’s there?
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Moe.
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Moe who?
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Moe Lester, let me in kiddo.

Knock, knock.
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Who’s there?
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Jesus.
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Jesus who?
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Jesus, are you kidding me? Just open the door.

Knock knock.

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Who’s there?

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Repeat.

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Repeat who? - Who! Who! Who!
Knock, knock.
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Who’s there?
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Saad.
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Saad who?
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Sad that you don’t know me anymore.

Knock, knock.
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Who’s there?
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Behind.
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Behind who?
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Behind you – I used the back door.
Knock, knock.
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Who’s there?
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Ben
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Ben who?
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Ben abducted by aliens and now I’m back.

Party Barbie Knocking


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Interrupting sloth.

Interrupting sloth who?

(20 seconds silent break)
SLOOOOOOTTTTHHHH!!!!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Rupert Pippslebum.

Rupert Pippslebum who?

And exactly how many Rupert Pippslebums do you know?
Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Owls say.

Owls say who?

Yep, that they do.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Aaahh.

Aaahh who?

A big bad wolf, apparently.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Hawaii.

Hawaii who?

I'm very well, thank you so much, and Hawaii you?
Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Nobel.

Nobel who?

No bell, I knock.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Winnie the Pooh.

Winnie the Pooh who?

No seriously, Winnie the Pooh right now, let us in or it lands on your doormat!
Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Somebody who thinks you should fix your darn doorbell!
Knock Knock Grammar Nazi


Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the village idiot's residence.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

The chicken.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Icing.

Icing who?

Icing (choose your favorite song and sing it with full gusto and volume).
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Marie.

Marie who?

Marie me!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Icy.

Icy who?

You see me, do you need glasses or something?Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

I’m here to fix your doorbell.
Pizza Pun is Always Welcome


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Justin.

Justin who?

Justin the neighborhood, mind if I come in for a chat?

Knock-knock jokes are fun, the person who came up with them should definitely get a No-Bell prize.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Control freak.

Co…

You should say “Control freak who” now.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Impatient parrot.

Impatient par…

SQUAAWK!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Suspense.

Suspense who?


 
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Smell mop.

Smell mop who?

Um, no thanks.
Would it be morally wrong to tell a knock-knock joke to a homeless guy?
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Irish.

Irish who?

Irish you a nice day.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ho-ho.

Ho-ho who?

Um, no, you still need to practice a bit more if you want to be Santa at the mall this year.

Unexpected Knock Knock Twist

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Dozen.

Dozen who?

Dozen all this knocking bother you already?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

9/11.

9/11 who?

OMG. You said you will never forget.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ben.

Ben who?

Ben hoping I can come in.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Mikey.

Mikey who?

Mikey got lost, open up.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Jess.

Jess who?

Jess cut the talking and let me in.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cereal.

Cereal who?

Cereal killer. Have you been naughty or good?
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ken.

Ken who?

Ken I come in?

Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.

Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.

Will you remember me in a second?
Yes!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?

You forgot me already!!!
funny knock joke


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Shocking.

Shocking who?

Shocking you!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Urine

Urine who?

Urine trouble?
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

You know, it may be time to get tested for Alzheimer’s, mate.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Figs.

Figs who?

Figs the stupid bell finally, will you?
Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Wooden shoe!

Wooden shoe who?

And wooden shoe like to hear another knock-knock joke!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Alex.

Alex who?

Alexplain everything once you’ve opened the door.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

A pile-up.

A pile-up who?

Oh no, yuck!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Stopwatch.

Stopwatch who?

Stopwatcha doin’ and open the stupid door.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Kiss.

Kiss who?

Kiss the grandma!!!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Aww don’t be such a crybaby!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Egg.

Egg who?

Eggstremely disappointed you still don’t recognize me.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Mom and Dad.

Mom and Dad who?

Exactly son, you are adopted.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Me.

Me who?

Oh, having an identity crisis, are you?
Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cows go.

Cows go who?

No, cows go mooo!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Doorbell repairman.

Doorbell repairman who?

Every. Single. Freaking. Time!!!


 




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