Yo mamma: (burps discreetly) What
chicken?
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
Just needed to stretch its
legs.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
CIA: Give us fifteen minutes with
the chicken and we’ll tell you.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Chuck Norris: If you saw me
coming, you’d have crossed that road too.
Why did the deer cross the road?
Redneck: To provide a
nutritious meal.
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because it got stuck to the
chicken’s foot.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the dog cross the road? - To get away from the Chinese chef.
Why did the geeky guy cross the road?
He had heard there were a lot
of chicks on the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get out of Kentucky.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Well, if the road won’t cross the
chicken, the chicken must cross the road.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the road was too long to
walk around it.
Why did the fox cross the road?
It had heard about the chicken.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did the duck cross the road?
It thought it was a chicken.
How did the dead chicken cross the road?
In a KFC take-away bucket.
Why did the lettuce cross the road?
Because it was green.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
To visit the family.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it is the 21st century
and any chick is free to act as they desire.
Why didn’t the roast chicken cross the road?
It didn’t have the guts
anymore.Why did the chicken cross the road?
The police representatives have
stated that as an investigation of the event is still underway, they will
not be issuing any specific information as to the chicken’s intention,
medical status or whereabouts.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free range.
Why did the hippo cross the road?
To visit the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Chuck Norris crosses the road occasionally. Nobody ever had the guts to ask
why.
Why didn’t the bike cross the road?
It was two-tired.
Why did the one-armed guy cross the road?
To visit the second hand
shop.
Why did the
adolescence chicken cross the road?
All his friends were doing it…
Why did the cat cross the road?
