What is black and sticks to a tree?
A peeping tom
after a forest fire.
Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones
instead, they have 206 of them.
“Mother I really don’t like the red soup”
“Be quiet child. We
get it just once a month”
One man's trash is another man's treasure...
(Maybe this wasn’t
the ideal way of telling our daughter that she was adopted…)
“Do you have Valentines cards that say something like “You’re my only
Wonderful! I’ll take 8 of those
Mom, I’m still having those sharp headaches!
Well why don’t
you move away from in front of the dart board then?!
I discovered my mother in law has weekly sessions with Lucifer himself
on how to be even more vicious. I’ve no idea what kind of fees she’s
A mom tells her son a joke; the son is embarrassed and says: "Mom,
please don't tell any more jokes. You really can't make them."
The mom only shrugs and says, "Well – I did make you..."
Either the woman at the back of the train has two really ugly children,
or two seriously cool Pokémons.
Doctor tells his patient, “I’m afraid you are going to die in a few
hours. What is your last wish?”
Patient replies, “I need a good
How to save a man from drowning?
Try removing your foot from
What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pit bull?
"Mother, why do people die so suddenly in our family?"
What do you call people who use the temperature method of contraception?
Why do hurricanes get such lame names, like Sandy? Name that thing
Hurricane Death Megatron 900 and I guarantee folks will be evacuating
like they need to.
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