Top Shower Thoughts | Part 9

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The darker it gets, the stronger is my belief in ghosts.

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Interesting how girls get all ashamed when they’re in their underwear but they’re more than fine revealing the very same view in a bikini.

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The combination of innumerable choices you’ve made in your life have brought you to this exact point, reading this exact sentence.

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Gyms should offer a very cheap basic membership, but charge a penalty for every day you didn’t turn up.

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Funny you rarely get muscle ache in your tongue, no matter how much you speak.

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A birth certificate could easily be called a baby receipt.

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In limbo, setting the bar very low means you’re setting the bar very high.

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People who take snapshots of their food are made fun of today. But remember that for instance in the Renaissance, a person was willing to spend hours painting their bowl of fruit and people admired what they were doing.

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Cinderella must have had some seriously deformed feet if her shoe wouldn’t fit anybody else in town.

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I’m a man. Why is it so much better to pee in the nature than into a toilet bowl?

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Technically, you shouldn’t say you’re stuck in traffic. Because partly, you ARE the traffic.

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Cute animals have a higher chance of being saved from extinction. Being considered cute by humans clearly presents an evolutionary advantage. In millions of years, we can expect many species to be supercute.

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Dog food cans advertise they come in all sorts of different flavors but I’ll never know if it’s true unless I am willing to taste it.

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If you send an SMS to somebody (or everybody) saying: “I heard what you said about me”, you could find out rather a lot about what they think about you.

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Jesus could walk on water. Watermelon is 92% water. So if I can walk on watermelons, I’m 92% Jesus.

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People scramble to the tops of tall buildings and give money in binoculars to observe things that are down on the ground.

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