Great Shower Thoughts | Part 4

 
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Being an actual wealthy Nigerian with legitimate overseas interests must suck.

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There should seriously be a button on every TV that would make the remote peep.

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If I would call my cat “Meow”, I can boast to my friends that it can introduce itself.

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It would be good if toothpaste producers would make the tubes transparent; squeezing out the remaining toothpaste would be much more efficient.

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When you rob a bank, you can stop worrying about rent/food bills for several years – regardless of whether you get caught or not.

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Chances are, good looking nurses and doctors never get accurate blood pressure level readings from their patients of the opposite gender.

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A spider builds its home from its body products. If a human wanted to achieve the same, they’d literally have to shit bricks.

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It’s actually awesome how my body can take a hamburger and fries and turn it into more of my body.

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In a hospital, you can find people experiencing the worst, the happiest, the first or the last day of their lives.

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Just a thought – do they have coffee breaks in a tea factory?

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The next generation kids will be able to look up their parents on the internet and see their whole lives documented, no excuses.

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Tissues in a box should have different colors so you’d be warned that you’re approaching the last tissue.

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You know how you pull the smartphone out of your pocket to check the time? We’re really going back to the era of pocket watches.

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