Just Shower Thoughts | Part 5

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Nothing is on fire. It is fire that is on things. And you can put fire out by putting the right things on fire.

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What if every country has its own ninjas but we only know about the Japanese ninjas because they are the worst?

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Is there another term for ‚thesaurus‘?

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Horror movies become much less scary when you support the bad guy.

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Babysitters are teenagers who behave like grown-ups so that grown-ups can go out and behave like teenagers.

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Do you look up sometimes and watch the stars? Well who is to say you aren’t looking down at the stars with only gravity holding you back from the fall into the abys?

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Flushing in public toilets should be done by a foot pedal.

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I’m more careful driving my car when there’s food on the passenger seat than when there is a human being.

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History is a sequence of firsts. The first guy to crap in a toilet, the first person to make mac ‘n cheese, the first person to enjoy bacon.

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The answer to the question if the glass is half full or half empty depends on whether the glass has just been filled up or emptied.

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A cold seat in a public restroom is unpleasant. But a warm seat in a public restroom is worse.

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Hunger is simply a side effect of food withdrawal.

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