Nice Shower Thoughts | Part 10

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Common sense is not a common thing at all.

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When your window gets hit by a bird, are you sure it isn’t just God playing Angry Birds with you?

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When you become a vegetarian, does that mean you’re climbing down on the food chain?

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It is more probable that you will get killed in your own home in the next half hour than that you will win the lottery.

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I wonder how much money the phrase “Keep the change” cost me so far.

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Even though most cars have electric windows these days, the phrase "roll your window up / down" seems to stay.

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Funny that the Alt+Tab combination switches windows and not tabs.

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What if dogs in water aren't swimming, but simply trying to stand up repeatedly?

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When swimming, your body is using most of its muscles in an effort not to drown and die, and yet swimming is considered by most to be a fun leisure activity.

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Girls saying they're not like other girls are exactly like the other girls that are saying they're not like other girls.

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When two really famous celebrities meet, do they customarily introduce themselves to one another or not?

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Imagine if spiders were the same weight as dogs – and were just as fond of jumping on you...

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To aliens, we’re the aliens.

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Driving an invisible car could be the most extreme adrenalin activity.

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If a nation would collectively elect to be ruled by a dictator, technically the dictatorship would then be a democracy.

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The invention of the wheel could be the best example of how it’s best to work smarter, not harder.

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The English language is a bastard child of German and French that was raised by the Vikings.

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It could easily have been my last time ever on a trampoline but I have no way of telling yet.

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Our dogs are the family that we chose.

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Auto-correct should have been named more precisely as auto-assume.

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I wonder what it’s like to be the guy who actually did forget how to ride a bike.

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Necks are basically wrists for our heads.

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See also: Fun Facts

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