Taxi drivers are protesting against Uber. Hotel
owners are rallying against AirBnB. I wonder what happens when the
postal service finally gets wind of e-mail.
Working from home or not? Hm…
Pros: If I feel like it, I can go and have a nap.
Cons: If I feel like it, I can go and have a nap…
The light of the moon is just a reflection of the
sun, right?
So how come vampires don’t burn in the night?
A 100 years ago, nearly everyone had a horse and only
the rich people had cars. These days, nearly everyone has a car and only
the rich people have horses. (Oh, did the stables turn…)
f you have average reading skills, you cannot look at
a word in your language without reading it.
When you add one train to one train – you still get
one train!
When you hear that somebody has a striking personality – could it just
be a mild way of saying he’s a violent jerk?!
The older generation can discount the digital world
all they like, but they cannot deny that checking your bank account
balance naked in the middle of the night was a much more stressful
activity in the good old days.
Do they have coffee breaks in a tea factory?
Why do you need to make an appointment with a fortune
teller?
They sell a face cream that promises to take 20 years
off of you. Is that life-threatening for a 19-year-old?
Why do I have to click Start in Windows when I’m
trying to shut down the computer?
If a toy from the Toy Story died, the children
wouldn't really be aware of that and all the other toys would be forced
to witness the children playing with their friend's corpse. Light switches also work as dark switches.
Do truck drivers have a glare fight during the 10
minutes that one spends overtaking the other?
Your belly button is your old mouth.
What if stones are just super nervous organisms and
only get all tense when we touch them? Best Shower Thoughts
