Deep Shower Thoughts | Part 7

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In the final analysis, nobody alive is completely useless because they’re producing carbon dioxide that plants need to grow.

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Break a pencil and you’ll have two pencils. Break a pen and you’ll have zero pens.

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Could be that Earth is a gigantic man-eating creature that somehow managed to convince us that burying our dead in the ground is the thing to do.

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Maybe little girls are given teddy bears to be conditioned to like their hairy, short and fat partners when they grow up.

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If you put one lasagna on top of another one, you still have just one lasagna.

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Will some future archaeologist dig out the Disney World and assume it’s a temple of some bizarre mouse worshipping cult?

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Putting zombies on treadmills would provide a wonderful source of green, sustainable energy.

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I myself have never been to India, China or Bangladesh. But roughly 70 percent of all my belongings have.

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It is impossible to dig half of a hole.

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If you were born butt first, there was a brief moment when you wore your mom as a hat.

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When a doctor takes a sickie, does he have to bring in a doctor's note to their boss?

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When we go jogging, we dress in a specific way to stop people from thinking we are just running away from or trying to catch something.

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Sleeping is everybody’s biggest addiction.

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We say "ladies and gentlemen" starting with ladies first – whereas the phrase "boys and girls" starts with boys.

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How many miles did I already scrolle with my finger on the mouse wheel?

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Why can’t you unselect a floor in a lift after you've pushed the button?

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A bed is basically a shelf for the body.

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If you have drug addicts for neighbors, every mosquito could be a dirty needle.

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