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Funny Sayings | Part 7 | Clever, Dumb, and Amusing

The best first: I so enjoy the sound of you not talking.
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I'm really good at stuff until somebody watches me do that stuff.

Good thing Noah took those two coffee beans on board.
You can train a cat to do anything the cat wants to do at the moment it wants to do it.
You are so fake, even China doesn’t want to be associated with you.
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An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it’s an exit.

A pessimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and assumes it is an onrushing train.

The train conductor sees two stupid guys staggering on train tracks.
You have to excuse me, I suffer from emotional constipation. I really can’t give a shit.
I’m happy we live in modern times and I don’t have to hunt tacos myself.
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what’s he done to you?

If your wife wants to learn how to drive, you better not be standing in her way.
I’m very sorry to interrupt you, but you must have mistaken me for somebody who’s interested.
They say every piece of chocolate you eat shortens your life by 2 minutes. I did the math. Seems I died in 1543.
Fat? Me? No, no, no! These are airbags because I am precious.
Maybe you should move. There must be a village looking for an idiot.
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