Master the art of playful banter! Equip
yourself with funny sayings for witty comebacks.
I’m very sorry to interrupt you, but you must have
mistaken me for somebody who’s interested.
Pity
there’s no gym for your face.
Of course you're not
fat. Just grab a couple of chairs and come sit with us.
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an
opponent so clearly unarmed.
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in the zoo.
Funny insult:
There are
three kind of people. The first kind likes to take a shower. The
second kind prefers a bath. And the third kind is like you.
When someone is being stupid:
You should
really start thinking about changing your dealer!
When someone talks BS:
Do you see a trash can sign on my
forehead?
[No]
Ok, then keep your garbage for yourself.
Yeah, roll your eyes all you like, it won’t help
you. You won’t find any brains up there.
Jesus loves
you. Everyone else thinks you’re a great big idiot.
Maybe you should move. There must be a village
looking for an idiot.
If I were you, I'd wish to be
me!
Funny insult:
You go
back to the highway! That’s the place for freaky accidents.
The internet never forgets.
The internet
must be female.
Mean but funny offence:
With
a face like yours, you have a good chance in a lawsuit against your
parents.
Do not let your mind wander too much. It is too
small for you to let it out alone.
When somebody has
a belly ache or doesn't feel well, why not cheer them up with:
Ah, you've been nibbling from the loo again, haven't you.
One way to get rid of the
Jihadi problem, and fast, would be to persuade the Chinese black
market that Jihadist testicles are a super powerful aphrodisiac.
Next: Funny Sayings Part 8 (Sarcastic)
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See also:
New Sayings
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Shower Thoughts
