They say money doesn't bring you happiness. Still, it is
better to verify things for yourself.
Good thing Noah took those two coffee beans on board.
I'm really good at stuff until somebody watches me do that stuff.
You can train a cat to do anything the cat wants to do at the moment it
wants to do it.
It is a fact of nature that light arrives faster than sound. Which is why
some people can appear quite bright, until they speak.
are so fake, even China doesn’t want to be associated with you.
I am swift as a gazelle. An old one. With arthritis. Run over by a Land
Rover. 8 days ago.
You have to excuse me, I suffer from
emotional constipation. I really can’t give a shit.
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what’s he done to you?
If your wife wants to learn how to drive, you better not be standing in her
You may have one but that doesn't mean you have to act
I’m very sorry to interrupt you, but you must have mistaken me for somebody
Fat? Me? No, no, no! These are airbags because I am precious.
How many times must I flush before you finally go away?
Looking at the size of these chicken fingers, that chicken must have been
around 8 or 11 feet tall.
Maybe you should move. There must be a village looking for an idiot.
If you see nothing you could be grateful for, check your pulse.
It is what’s inside that matters - the fridge is a perfect example.
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