Funny Sayings - Part 7 | (Playful Banter)

Master the art of playful banter! Equip yourself with funny sayings for witty comebacks.

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I’m very sorry to interrupt you, but you must have mistaken me for somebody who’s interested.

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Pity there’s no gym for your face.

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Of course you're not fat. Just grab a couple of chairs and come sit with us.

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 I refuse to have a battle of wits with an opponent so clearly unarmed.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in the zoo.

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Funny insult:

There are three kind of people. The first kind likes to take a shower. The second kind prefers a bath. And the third kind is like you.

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When someone is being stupid:

You should really start thinking about changing your dealer!

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When someone talks BS:

Do you see a trash can sign on my forehead?
[No]
Ok, then keep your garbage for yourself.

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Yeah, roll your eyes all you like, it won’t help you. You won’t find any brains up there.

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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you’re a great big idiot.

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Maybe you should move. There must be a village looking for an idiot.

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If I were you, I'd wish to be me!

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Funny insult:

You go back to the highway! That’s the place for freaky accidents.

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The internet never forgets.

The internet must be female.

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Mean but funny offence:

With a face like yours, you have a good chance in a lawsuit against your parents.

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Do not let your mind wander too much. It is too small for you to let it out alone.

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When somebody has a belly ache or doesn't feel well, why not cheer them up with:
Ah, you've been nibbling from the loo again, haven't you.

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One way to get rid of the Jihadi problem, and fast, would be to persuade the Chinese black market that Jihadist testicles are a super powerful aphrodisiac.

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Next: Funny Sayings Part 8 (Sarcastic)

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See also: New Sayings | Shower Thoughts