Sharpen your funny bone! This collection of
hilarious sarcastic one-liners and quotes will beef up your social
game (use responsibly!)
Buy an electric car and get a dog free. Never walk
home alone again.
I just broke my record at the
gym. I sucked in my belly for a whole hour and a half.
Don’t lose faith! Life is wonderful! I mean, not
yours, but still!I
I am an example to others.
A bad example.
A keychain is a device which enables you to lose all
keys at once.
Sometimes some people deserve a good
high five, in the face, with a chair.
I haven’t been sleeping well recently. Well, that's it for my last
talent.
I speak fluent Ironic with a solid sarcastic
accent.
Of course I love sport. That's why I do it so sparingly. It should
really remain something special.
Just you keep on talking, for sure someday
you’ll say something intelligent.
Did you see
someone getting a bad hairdo?
I wonder what the hairstylist does for a living...
There are days when you just want to envelope
everybody with light and warmth… preferably through the use of a
flamethrower.
Impressive how some people can play 5
instruments. Me? Well, I can clap my hands.
If the
guy on the ATM in front of me takes even longer, I’m going to ask him
what level he’s on now.
The best funny sayings and quotes:
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