Funny Sayings - Part 8 | (Sarcastic)

Best first: ... and out of the chaos, a sentence came to me:

"Laugh and be happy, it could be worse!"

...... and so I laughed and was happy and it really became worse.
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Sharpen your funny bone! This collection of hilarious sarcastic one-liners and quotes will beef up your social game (use responsibly!)

Buy an electric car and get a dog free. Never walk home alone again.

I just broke my record at the gym. I sucked in my belly for a whole hour and a half.
Don’t lose faith! Life is wonderful! I mean, not yours, but still!I
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 I am an example to others.
A bad example.
A keychain is a device which enables you to lose all keys at once.
Sometimes some people deserve a good high five, in the face, with a chair.
I haven’t been sleeping well recently. Well, that's it for my last talent.
I speak fluent Ironic with a solid sarcastic accent.
Of course I love sport. That's why I do it so sparingly. It should really remain something special.
Just you keep on talking, for sure someday you’ll say something intelligent.
Did you see someone getting a bad hairdo?

I wonder what the hairstylist does for a living...
There are days when you just want to envelope everybody with light and warmth… preferably through the use of a flamethrower.
Impressive how some people can play 5 instruments. Me? Well, I can clap my hands.
 If the guy on the ATM in front of me takes even longer, I’m going to ask him what level he’s on now.
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