I’ve got a problem for your solution.
The leading source of computer problems is computer solutions.
Go bungee jumping. Your life started with a malfunctioning rubber, so it’s
only right it should end that way, too.
Everyone has the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege.
War never decides who is right. War only decides who is left.
What rhymes with zoo and smells bad?
If pro is the opposite of con, what would then be the opposite of progress?
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus
stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
In books, there hides great knowledge; knowledge is power; power corrupts;
corruption is a crime; crime doesn't pay... basically, if you keep on
reading, you’ll end up a beggar.
The snorers are always the ones to fall asleep first.
say crime doesn’t pay. So does my current job make me a criminal?
If you have been struck by a headache, follow the instructions on the
KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.
Any of us has
the capacity to light up a room. Some when they enter, others when they
Pity there’s no gym for your face.
Dental-Chair Revelation: Once you have your mouth open, dentists lose the
ability to ask questions with a simple yes or no answer.
You can go anywhere you like; you must only look serious and carry a
It may seem like I'm doing nothing, but I'm actively waiting for my problems
If you’re using the phrase "easy as taking
candy from a baby", try taking candy from a baby.
five days after the weekend are the toughest.
No, I don't read. The letters get really repetitive after a while.
Love life self-help:
Oh come on Amor, that's enough man. Give me the
arrow and I'll do it myself!
It only takes 20 years for a liberal to turn into a conservative, without
having to change a single idea.
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