Top 10 funny messages for an answering machine message
Hello, this is Frank's fridge. If you leave a message, I will attach it on
my door with a magnet.
2. Hello, I am David's answering machine. And
who are you?
3. Hello, this is Death speaking. If you leave your
name and telephone number, I'll get back to you as soon as I can.
Hi, I'm at home but unfortunately too drunk to find the telephone. Please
leave a message and I'll call you back as soon as I'm capable of it.
5. Hello, this is Daniel's answering machine. Please leave a message between
the beeps: Beep-beep. Nothing? OK, good bye.
6. Hello, this is Anna's answering machine. I'm always here for you and I
love listening to you. Please leave a message after the beep.
please not the beep. Please, noooo.... Beep
8. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be
used against you. Please speak after the beep.
9. Hello, you are connected to the Vatican. All the confessionals are
currently busy. Please explain your sins in full detail after the tone.
10. Hello? Hello? Yes, Aha... Well this is Tony's answering machine. Sorry
he's not here. But you can leave him a message after the tone.
Now that's just plain unfair:
"To work in order to stop yourself
thinking is also laziness."
You were the only child in your family to be given up for
If somebody calls you ugly, you can just say,
“You’ve mistaken me for your mirror again, didn’t you?”
After millions of years of evolution, you’re kind of a disappointment.
I’m breathing. That’s about it for today’s productivity.
broad smile is a cooler way of showing your enemies that you have teeth.
I am an example to others. A bad example.
Rule No. 1:
Women are always right.
Rule No. 2: If a woman is not right, Rule
Men with piercings are ideal marriage
material. They are not new to pain and they have experience with buying
- Gabi Köster -
Girls want a lot from one
guy. On the other hand, a guy only wants one thing from a lot of girls.
When somebody talks crap:
“Here, have a tissue. There’s still a bit
of bullshit left on your mouth.”
Panic, Chaos, Pandemonium – my work here is finished.
Whoever said "nothing is impossible" clearly never tried slamming a
May I be excused? My brain is quite full.
The perfect man doesn’t swear, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t get angry, doesn’t
drink. He also doesn’t exist.
Do not let your mind wander
too much. It is too small for you to let it out alone.
The human body was clearly designed by a civil engineer. Who else would put
a waste disposal pipeline running through a recreational area?
Just you keep on talking, for sure someday you’ll say something intelligent.
Every rule has an exception. This rule is no exception.
When the weekend is over:
Where exactly was I in the night from
Friday to Monday???
Monday office chat:
There are days one should really just sleep through. Like Monday through
Promises are like babies… They’re fun to make but hard to deliver.
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