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New Sayings 2018 | 2019

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Latest Funny Sayings for the Year 2018 / 2019

You may not need a parachute to go skydiving, but you certainly need a parachute if you want to go skydiving more than once.
The early worm gets the bird.
When someone shakes his finger at me like ‘you’re going to regret this in the morning’, I just sleep until noon. I'm a natural solver.

Last month I made a firm resolution to lose 10 pounds. I only have 15 left to go now.
I don’t understand why there are so many people outside. I mean, don’t they have Netflix or what?!
What’s the difference between you and a caterpillar?
Nothing will become of you.
Darling, you’re just like a plunger. You keep dredging up old shit.
That’s it! I’m not drinking anymore!!
Not that I’m drinking any less, though, either.

Love is temporary insanity. The only tried and tested cure for it is marriage.
I’ve come to the conclusion that suicide would really be the answer to all my problems. Now I just have to persuade the right people to go for it.
Funny insult:

Looking at you, I’d say you were born close to your home. That’s where most accidents happen.
We should all take a moment and thank our legs and feet for a lifetime of supporting us.
My job is super confidential. As a result, I’ve no clue what I’m doing.

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