Dark
Anti-Jokes
At a barbecue.
One sausage says to another, “Oh my god, I
think you’re burning!”
What is green but turns red?
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A frog in a mixer.
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What is green and stays green?
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A super frog in a mixer who runs so fast it is never caught by the
blades.
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What is green and turns red?
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A super frog that stumbles.
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What tea can vary in taste from bitter to sweet?
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Realitea.
Why did the duck cross the road?
It
identified as a chicken.
A chicken frowns at her brood, “If your father could
see you now, he’d turn over on his rotisserie!
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What does a French skeleton say when he
enters a bar?
BONEjour!
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What did one candle say to the other?
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A:
I'll be going out tonight.
”Two hunters go in a forest. One shoots the other in the eye and says,
“Don’t you look at me like that!”
What is yellow
and cannot swim?
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An excavator!
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And why?
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Because it only has one arm.
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At a farmer’s market stall:
Customer: Excuse me, is this tomato genetically modified?
Seller: Why do you want to know?
Tomato: Yeah, why do you want to know?
Two tomatoes walk across the street. One of them
screams: "Careful there's a truck comi...SPLASH!!!!"
The flower was heavily bent. Why?
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Obese butterflies.
A mute
says to the deaf, “The blind are watching us.”
Photographer: “And will you want those pictures in color or
black-and-white?”
Zebra: “Jerk!”
What is green and sits crying in the corner?
The incredible
Sulk.
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