Anti-Jokes | Part 4 (Dark)

Dark Anti-Jokes

At a barbecue.

One sausage says to another, “Oh my god, I think you’re burning!”

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What is green but turns red?
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A frog in a mixer.
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What is green and stays green?
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A super frog in a mixer who runs so fast it is never caught by the blades.
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What is green and turns red?
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A super frog that stumbles.


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What tea can vary in taste from bitter to sweet?
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Realitea.

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Why did the duck cross the road?

It identified as a chicken.

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A chicken frowns at her brood, “If your father could see you now, he’d turn over on his rotisserie!

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What does a French skeleton say when he enters a bar?

BONEjour!

(More One-liners)

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What did one candle say to the other?
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A: I'll be going out tonight.

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”Two hunters go in a forest. One shoots the other in the eye and says, “Don’t you look at me like that!”

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What is yellow and cannot swim?
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An excavator!
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And why?
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Because it only has one arm.

(Have a look at our Bad dad jokes section)
 

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At a farmer’s market stall:

Customer: Excuse me, is this tomato genetically modified?

Seller: Why do you want to know?

Tomato: Yeah, why do you want to know?

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Two tomatoes walk across the street. One of them screams: "Careful there's a truck comi...SPLASH!!!!"

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The flower was heavily bent. Why?
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Obese butterflies.

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A mute says to the deaf, “The blind are watching us.”  

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Photographer: “And will you want those pictures in color or black-and-white?”
 
Zebra: “Jerk!”

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What is green and sits crying in the corner?
 
The incredible Sulk.

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