Strange
Anti-Jokes
How many elephants fit into a submarine?
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Twelve, because
the doorbell is on the left side.
Why did the
rubber chicken cross the road?
Just needed to stretch its legs.
Two sheep are
sitting in a rubber boat in the middle of the ocean. A nothing floats
along and passes by the boat.
One sheep remarks, “Did you see
that?”
The other one says, “No…”
First sheep agrees, “Me
neither.”
Two piles of poop are sitting on a wall, playing
cards. A diarrhea comes by and asks, “Can I play with you?” One of the
poops replies, “No, you’re not tough enough for that.”
What is green, small, hairy and has
three white points?
Well - nothing, really.
What is yellow and black and flies?
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A group of mustard seeds
in leather jackets!
A man goes with
his daughter in a forest. “Look a mushroom!” points the dad.
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The mushroom turns around and says, “So what?!”
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A ball rolls around a
corner and says, “Damn, I missed my bus.”
A man walks into a small convenience store and asks, “I’d like a pound
of milk please“.
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The shop assistant says, “Milk is measured,
sir, not weighed.”
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The man replies, “Ok, then give me 7 inches
of milk.”
Do you know the joke from the second
floor?
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No, I live on the third floor.
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