Anti Jokes | Part 3 (Strange)

Strange Anti-Jokes

 How many elephants fit into a submarine?
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Twelve, because the doorbell is on the left side. 

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Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?

Just needed to stretch its legs.

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Two sheep are sitting in a rubber boat in the middle of the ocean. A nothing floats along and passes by the boat.

One sheep remarks, “Did you see that?”

The other one says, “No…”

First sheep agrees, “Me neither.”

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Two piles of poop are sitting on a wall, playing cards. A diarrhea comes by and asks, “Can I play with you?” One of the poops replies, “No, you’re not tough enough for that.” 

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What is green, small, hairy and has three white points?

Well - nothing, really.

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What is yellow and black and flies?
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A group of mustard seeds in leather jackets!

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A man goes with his daughter in a forest. “Look a mushroom!” points the dad.
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The mushroom turns around and says, “So what?!”

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A ball rolls around a corner and says, “Damn, I missed my bus.”  

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A man walks into a small convenience store and asks, “I’d like a pound of milk please“.
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The shop assistant says, “Milk is measured, sir, not weighed.”
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The man replies, “Ok, then give me 7 inches of milk.”

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Do you know the joke from the second floor?
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No, I live on the third floor.

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