What did I do when I landed in Iraq by mistake? -
Iran.Stairs cannot be trusted. They’re always UP to
something.Working in a crematorium, you can never urn a living.
I like little people, and little people like me. They kinda look up to
me. How do you make holy water? - Freeze it into ice, then drill in some
holes.
What do you get when you wake up on a workday and realize you ran out
of coffee? - A depresso.
Problems sleeping? Cut the legs of your bed. You'll sleep deeper.
What is 5q + 5q?
[10q]
You're welcome!
What is invisible and smells of carrots?
A little bunny’s fart.
Reporter interviews a man: “Sir, you’ve lived next to this highway for
20 years, do you feel that it has somehow influenced you?” - The
man: “NOOooooo, NOOoooo, NOOooo…”
How do you recognize a gynecologist? - He usually wears his watch
closer to his elbow.
Did you hear the joke about the elephant in the elevator? - No? Me
neither, I took the stairs.
A single glance tells me if somebody is lying. It’s the fact that
they’re horizontal that gives it away.
Did you know that there’s not a single canary on Canary Islands? -
And did you know that the same holds for the Virgin Islands? -
Really, not a single canary.
What is the worst combination of two sicknesses? - Diarrhea and
Alzheimer. You’re running, but you don’t know where.
Why don’t teddy bears ever really eat at their picnics? - Because
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