Part 7: Smart Funny Sayings

Captain America is my role model.

But I don’t think I could ever make it beyond Lieutenant East Texas.

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I found the perfect new super hero name for me: Irony Man

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It is a fact of nature that light arrives faster than sound.
Which is why some people can appear quite bright, until they speak.

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Sometimes I drink water – just to surprise my liver.

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You may have one but that doesn't mean you have to act like one.

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Any of us has the capacity to light up a room.

Some when they enter, others when they leave it.

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(Somewhere in Texas) “This is no longer a weather, that’s a demo version of a crematorium!”

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Seen enough funny sayings? Discover a new category!

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Somebody’s rolling their eyes at you?

Just say, “Why are you rolling your eyes? Trying to find your brain?”

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Panic, Chaos, Pandemonium – my work here is finished.

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Fastest things on Earth:

1) Maglev train

2) Internet in Silicon Valley
   
3) Those 5 minutes between hitting snooze and the alarm starting again.

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What’s a cure for anorexia?

Pshah, it’s a piece of cake.

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Smart Jokes - Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8

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