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Part 7: Smart Funny Sayings

The best first: Teenagers? Nearly finished humans with their attitudes still in beta mode.
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Captain America is my role model.

But I don’t think I could ever make it beyond Lieutenant East Texas.
I found the perfect new super hero name for me: Irony Man
Smart funny sayings
It is a fact of nature that light arrives faster than sound.
Which is why some people can appear quite bright, until they speak.


Sometimes I drink water – just to surprise my liver.
You may have one but that doesn't mean you have to act like one.
Any of us has the capacity to light up a room.

Some when they enter, others when they leave it.
(Somewhere in Texas) “This is no longer a weather, that’s a demo version of a crematorium!”
Somebody’s rolling their eyes at you?

Just say, “Why are you rolling your eyes? Trying to find your brain?”

Panic, Chaos, Pandemonium – my work here is finished.
Fastest things on Earth:

1) Maglev train

2) Internet in Silicon Valley
   
3) Those 5 minutes between hitting snooze and the alarm starting again.
What’s a cure for anorexia?

Pshah, it’s a piece of cake.
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