It is not those who lack it, but those who have too much of it,
that will try to steal it from you. What is it? - Answer: Time.
Any mushroom can be eaten. The trick is to find those mushrooms that can be
eaten more than once.
Now that he’s dead, everyone pretends they were soooo into Stephen
Hawking.
I bet you they couldn’t even name five of his songs if
you asked them.
Boss: “I can clearly smell alcohol on
somebody’s breath!”
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One of the staff: “Um, boss, this is a Zoom meeting.” A good deadline reaches places motivation never
could. Chuck Norris rewrote the periodic table.
He added the element of surprise.
A German driver was pulled over on a Polish highway by the local police.
Polish policeman: "What’s your name, sir?"
German: "Helmut
Rauchbraucher."
Policeman: "OK. Age?"
Helmut: "53."
Policeman: "Occupation?"
Helmut: "Oh no, I’m only visiting."
Time is money.
Hence, ATMs are time machines.
I tried to cross-breed cows and hyenas for my PhD thesis. Not such a
great idea, the result was a laughing stock for the whole university.
Once I started to read between the lines, I realized
that all books were really the same. The adjective of quiz is quizzical, right?
So what’s the adjective of
test?
Remember, before internet, how everybody thought the cause of
dumbness was limited access to information?“
Two blind people are walking, one of them with a twenty-meter white
cane and nudges the other, “So, I got myself this really sweet pair
of binoculars!”
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