Geek / Nerd Jokes | Part 8

As of 2017, Mexico introduced a new subject into their PE curriculum – pole vault.

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Do you think that when Han Solo married Princess Leia, she demanded that he change his name to Han Married?

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A superconductor comes into a bar.

“Hey!” says the barkeep, “we don’t serve superconductors!”

The superconductor didn’t put up any resistance.

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Last words of a Jedi apprentice, “Of course I know which side the light saber comes out!”

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Why did Thor lose his power of lightning as a teenager?
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Because he got grounded.

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What did one orphan say to another?
 
“Oh just go get the Batmobile, will you Robin.”

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Romantic relationships can actually be represented in algebra. You, for example, have definitely at some point looked at your X and had to ask yourself Y.

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Mrs. Fire was Robin Williams’ best movie, without a Doubt!

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What is the difference between a woman and Batman?
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Batman knows every night what he’s going to wear.

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Petunia went to the bathroom. Five minutes later she came out as Pitaenu.
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Why?
She had a significant vowel movement.

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My friend wrote a book on poltergeists, it’s simply flying off the shelves.

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Smart Jokes - Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8

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