As of 2017, Mexico introduced a new subject into their PE curriculum
– pole vault.
Do you think that when Han Solo married Princess
Leia, she demanded that he change his name to Han Married?
A superconductor comes into a bar.
“Hey!” says the barkeep, “we don’t serve
superconductors!”
The superconductor didn’t put up any resistance.
Last words of a Jedi apprentice, “Of course I
know which side the light saber comes out!”
Why did Thor lose his power of lightning as a
teenager?
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Because he got grounded.
What did one orphan say to another?
“Oh just go get the
Batmobile, will you Robin.”
Romantic relationships can actually be represented in
algebra. You, for example, have definitely at some point looked at your X
and had to ask yourself Y.
Mrs. Fire was Robin Williams’ best movie, without a Doubt!
What is the difference between a woman and Batman?
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Batman
knows every night what he’s going to wear.
Petunia went to the bathroom. Five minutes later she came out as Pitaenu.
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Why?
She had a significant vowel movement.
My friend wrote a book on poltergeists, it’s simply flying off the shelves.
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