Three statistical mathematicians go hunting deer. They finally track
down a beautiful one, but the first mathematician shoots two feet to the
left. The other mathematician misses him by two feet to the right.
All three start high-fiving each other.
God created economists so that meteorologists wouldn’t feel so bad.
What did one DNA ask another DNA?
Do you think these genes make my
bum look fat?
Chuck Norris knows how to connect USA into USB.
I find it so pretentious when students of engineering call themselves
It’s not like medical students walk around calling
themselves doctors or liberal arts students referring to themselves as
unemployed, is it?
Two boys are talking about WWII:
“My grandpa made it through a
“So did mine. But he didn’t last through the
Every evening I assure myself that 5 hours of sleep is more than enough for
a healthy adult who's not a complete wuss.
Every morning, I could punch myself in the
face for that.
I got Pavlov in my exam but I couldn’t remember who that that dude was. His
name really didn’t ring a bell.
I went on a date with a chess player to an Italian restaurant with
checkered table cloths. It took him maybe half an hour to pass the salt.
Heisenberg and Schrödinger are driving together when all of a sudden they
run over a cat. Heisenberg is shocked and starts to get out of the car to
see what happened to the kitty.
“Are you mad?!” Schrödinger grabs his
sleeve, “Are you trying to kill the poor thing?!”
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