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NEW Kids Jokes 2018 (Family Friendly)

Best first: Father says to Little Johnny: “Johnny, such terrible marks deserve a beating, you understand that, right?”

Little Johnny: “I couldn’t agree more, dad. I have the teacher’s address right here.”
    
 New Kids Jokes

Latest Jokes 2018 for Children (8+)

 
How does a school differ from an insane asylum?
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Different phone numbers.

Question: Antonia buys 5 chocolate bars. Her friend Julie asks her for 2 of them. How many chocolate bars does Antonia end up with?
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Answer: Five. Antonia is quite a greedy girl.
An ant saw an elephant running towards him. He was afraid that the elephant would step on him. What did the ant do?
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He quickly hid behind a tree, waited and then tripped the elephant up.
What can smell without a nose?
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A fart.
Teacher: Marvin, please go outside the door and stay there.
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Marvin: Why?
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Teacher: Because your jabbering is very disruptive and nobody wants to listen to it.
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Marvin: Then perhaps you should come along with me.
Teacher: Patrick, you are an hour and a half late for school. What in the world?!
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Student: Sorry sir, I had to say bye to all of my pets.
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Teacher: An hour and a half?!Student: Well it is quite a big ant farm…
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Teacher: How do you turn a white chocolate into a dark one?
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Student: Switch off the lights.
Teacher: “Whoever can tell me some actual fact about the history of the 1700s will get an A.”
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Little Johnny: “Everybody from that time is now dead.”

Why did Charlie eat his homework?
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The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Question: There’s a magical thing that begins with a T, it ends with a T and even has T inside it?
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Answer: A Teapot.
Johnny: Miss, may I go to the bathroom, please? Right now?
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Teacher: OK, Johnny, but tell me the alphabet first, then you can go.
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Johnny: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z
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Teacher: Hey, what happened to the P?
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Johnny: It’s already halfway down my trousers.
Lisa ask Peter: What are you eating? Are those apple pips?

Peter replies: Yes! And you know what? These are very special ones, they give you knowledge and wisdom.

Lisa asks: Oh wow, can I have some please?
Peter answers: Sure, but it’s 2.50, remember, they’re special.
Lisa agrees, eats the pips and says: Hey, I can’t say that I feel any special knowledge or wisdom!

Peter replies: Really? But now you know that pips are really just pips and next time, you will be wise enough not to fall for a stupid trick like this.
 
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