Have I told you the joke about the roof?
never mind, it would be way over your head!
Q: Why did the banana have to go see the doctor?
A: It was not
peeling very well.
Why did the triangle refuse to be friends with the circle?
the circle pointless.
They expelled me from school on pyjama day. But how is it my fault?! I just
Little Kenny is about to have a big test and his father says: “You better
study real good boy, ‘cause if you don’t pass that test, you can forget that
you’re my son!”
The next day Kenny comes home and his dad asks him
how he did in the test.
Kenny looks at him and says, “And who are
Why was the knight running around, yelling for a tin opener?
was a bee in his suit of armor!
Where do bulls exchange their messages?
On a bull-etin board.
A boy comes home from school and tells his daddy he got an F that day. The
dad gets angry and says he’ll go to school the next day to make things
clear. He does, and asks the teacher, “Why did you give my son an F?!”
The teacher calmly replies, “Because it’s not possible to give him a G.”
Snake’s last words? Oh drat, I bit my tongue!
Q: How does a celebrity stay cool?
A: By keeping close to his fans.
Little Joe always gets teased about being dumb. One of the favorite jokes is
that the kids offer him a nickel and a dime to see which one he chooses.
Stupidly, he always chooses the nickel and off the kids go laughing.
One day a kindly neighbor can’t watch it anymore and says, “Joe, my boy,
a dime is worth more than a nickel!”
“I know,” smiles Joe, “but if I
keep picking the nickel, they won’t stop the joke and I already got 15
dollars this way.”
Why do birds fly to warmer climates for the winter?
easier for them than walking!
Little Kevin rides his bike and yells at his mummy, “Look mom, I can ride
the bike with just one hand!”
He goes by the second time and yells
excitedly, “Mom, mom, look no hands at all!”
He comes the third
time and proudly hollers, “Look mom, no teeth, either!”
Why do you always have to put sunscreen on your bananas when you take them
as a snack to the beach?
Because otherwise they might peel!
Do you know what they wrote on the grave when a knight in shining armor died
Rust in peace!
Why did the picture have to go to prison?
It was framed.
Why is it impossible to trust atoms?
They make up everything!
Fiona asks her daddy, “Dad, can you write with your eyes closed?”
“I believe I could, child, if I tried.”
“Excellent, do you
think you would like to try it on my school report?”
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