Father: And, how do you like going to school?
Well, the going bit is OK, the coming home bit is fine too, but the time in
between kind of ruins it!
Q: What happens when a cat wins a dog show?
A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
What do you get when you cross-breed a skunk and a vegetable?
80 chimneys plus 5 chimneys plus 8 chimneys.
What is the result?
Lots of smoke.
What do teachers and clouds have in
Everything brightens up when they go away.
Peter, where did you put the sieve?
Sorry, mommy, I threw it away.
There were too many holes in it.
Daddy, where is Albania?"
"You have to ask Grandma. She cleaned
here the last time."
What did the blanket say to the bed?
No fears, I've got you
Teacher: How come you don’t have your homework?
Pupil: I lost it
when I was fighting this kid who kept saying you weren't the best teacher in
Why did the bird have to go to the hospital?
He was scheduled for a tweetment.
Why is it impossible for your nose to be 12 inches long?
then it would become a foot!
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New Kids Jokes