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Good Kids Jokes | Part 3

The best first: Do trains eat? - Well they do go chew-chew…

Father: And, how do you like going to school?
Son: Well, the going bit is OK, the coming home bit is fine too, but the time in between kind of ruins it!

Q: What happens when a cat wins a dog show?
What do you get when you cross-breed a skunk and a vegetable?
A smellery.
80 chimneys plus 5 chimneys plus 8 chimneys.

What is the result?


Lots of smoke.
What do teachers and clouds have in common?

Everything brightens up when they go away.
Peter, where did you put the sieve?
Sorry, mommy, I threw it away. There were too many holes in it.

Daddy, where is Albania?"
"You have to ask Grandma. She cleaned here the last time." 
What did the blanket say to the bed?
 No fears, I've got you covered!
Teacher: How come you don’t have your homework?
Pupil: I lost it when I was fighting this kid who kept saying you weren't the best teacher in the school.

Why did the bird have to go to the hospital?
He was scheduled for a tweetment.
Why is it impossible for your nose to be 12 inches long?
Because then it would become a foot!
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