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One Liners for Kids | Part 5

The best first: Can you name a city where no one ever goes? - Electricity.

What do you get if you crossbreed an insect with a cute Easter rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.
Question: What did the alien ask the garden?
 Answer: Take me to your weeder.

Q: When is the best time to go see the dentist?
A: Some time before tooth-hurty.
What did the traffic light said to car?

Can you look away? I’m changing.
Why do hens lay eggs? Because if they were throwing them, they’d break!
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because: 7 8 9.
Why do some fish live in salt water?
 Because pepper water would make them sneeze!
Why did the teacher have to put the lights on?
 His class was too dim!
What is the most important skill when you want to work in an orange juice factory?
 You have to learn how to concentrate!

Where do bees love to go to the bathroom?
The BP station!
Q: Why did the guy store his money in the freezer?
 A: He loved cold, hard cash!
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