What do you get if you crossbreed an insect with a cute Easter
Question: What did the alien ask the garden?
Answer: Take me to
Q: When is the best time to go see the dentist?
A: Some time
What did the traffic light said to car?
Can you look away? I’m
Why do hens lay eggs? Because if they were throwing them, they’d break!
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because: 7 8 9.
Why do some fish live in salt water?
Because pepper water would
make them sneeze!
Why did the teacher have to put the lights on?
His class was too
What is the most important skill when you want to work in an orange juice
You have to learn how to concentrate!
Where do bees love to go to the bathroom?
The BP station!
Q: Why did the guy store his money in the freezer?
A: He loved
cold, hard cash!
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