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One Liners for Kids | Part 5

Best first: Can you name a city where no one ever goes? - Electricity.

     
What do you get if you crossbreed an insect with a cute Easter rabbit?
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Bugs Bunny.
Question: What did the alien ask the garden?
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 Answer: Take me to your weeder.

Q: When is the best time to go see the dentist?
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A: Some time before tooth-hurty.
What did the traffic light said to car?

Can you look away? I’m changing.
Why do hens lay eggs? Because if they were throwing them, they’d break!
Why was 6 scared of 7?
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Because: 7 8 9.
Why do some fish live in salt water?
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 Because pepper water would make them sneeze!
Why did the teacher have to put the lights on?
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 His class was too dim!
What is the most important skill when you want to work in an orange juice factory?
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 You have to learn how to concentrate!

Where do bees love to go to the bathroom?
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The BP station!
Q: Why did the guy store his money in the freezer?
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 A: He loved cold, hard cash!
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