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Husband Wife Jokes | Part 6

The best first: Man: What would you do if I suddenly won the lottery?

Wife: Frankly, George, I’d just take my half and leave you.

Man: Fantastic. I won $20 yesterday. Here’s your $10 and be off with you.
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I just got a new microwave for my wife. It was a good trade. I hope she will be happy with the new guy. 

Oh no – you’ve literally just missed your mother in law. Would you like some new ammo?
A friend of mine asked if he could crash on the sofa. He said he’d like to stay at my place for a couple of nights.

He’s such a naive puppy. I’ve been married for six years now. Where does he think I sleep?
Two guys are talking, “I haven’t had intercourse with my wife until the wedding. What about you?”

“I don’t know, what was her maiden name?”
Helpful Husband Joke


Men perfectly understand other people. Provided those other people are men.
Wife: Phillip, you have no clothes on, and you're oiled. Why?! Please explain yourself.
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Husband: Well, you did nag me. You said I never glisten!

My wife had a terrible accident today with my car.
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OMG, is she hurt?
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Not yet. She locked herself in the bathroom.
“How’s it going, Pete?”
 
“Ah, I don’t know. The wife keeps nagging. Just this morning I got scolded like a little boy that I never listen to her and some other thing.”
Despite protests, I put a high-voltage electric fence around my property.
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My wife’s dead against it.
That awkward moment when you realize that marital vows have robbed you of your right to a fair share of blanket.

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