And here’s another lesson in good manners:
Throwing the bouquet behind you to see who’s next? Really poor taste at
I just got a new microwave for my wife. It was a good trade. I hope she will
be happy with the new guy.
Oh no – you’ve literally just missed your mother in law. Would you like some
A friend of mine asked if he could crash on the sofa. He said he’d like to
stay at my place for a couple of nights.
He’s such a naive puppy.
I’ve been married for six years now. Where does he think I sleep?
Wife tells her husband over the
phone: “Sorry darling, but we have to go our separate ways.”
a moment of silence, the husband replies, “OK, but you hang up first.”
Who doesn’t love waking up, looking at the person sleeping next to you and
starting the day with a long, loving kiss? Apparently the airline had a
different take on these things.
My wife was feeling awfully sick when I got home from work. It was so bad I
had to carry her to the kitchen so she could prepare dinner.
Wife: Phillip, you have no clothes on, and you're oiled. Why?! Please
Husband: Well, you did nag me. You said that I
My wife had a terrible accident today with my car.
OMG, is she
Not yet. She locked herself in the bathroom.
That awkward moment when you realize that marital vows have robbed you of
your right to a fair share of blanket.
Husband and Wife Jokes