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Hilarious Jokes | Part 4

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What day does the egg fear the most?
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Friday.

Why were the Stars Wars released in the sequence of 4,5,6,1,2,3?
 
Because they were directed by Yoda.
That awkward moment when your entire Math class is discussing whether the result is 15 or 16 and your answer is -1053
A guy wakes up in the morning and tells his wife: “Wow darling, you won’t believe what happened. I dreamt I was forced to eat a live sheep and now I can’t see my pillow anywhere!”
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The wife answers, “The pillow’s fine, it’s lying right there on the floor, but I have been calling our dog in vain for the past 5 minutes!”
The person who thought it’s a good idea to put the light switch outside of the bathroom clearly didn’t have any siblings.
My teacher asked me to characterize myself in 5 words.
 
“Quite lazy.”
I played our wedding video backwards yesterday. It really cheered me up to see how I take the ring off my wife’s finger, get out of the church and go drinking with my best friends.

Driving a sports car and sticking to the speed limit is like going to McDonalds’ and having just the salad.
Police officer: “Sir, I don’t understand. You lost the credit card a year ago, why are you reporting it now?”

Guy: “The thief wasn’t spending nearly as much as my wife used to…”

Police officer: “But why report it now?”

Guy: “I think the thief’s wife got hold of it now.”
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