A guy calls the fire department and yells excitedly: “You have to come,
now, there’s a fire!”
“OK sir, but please tell us how do we get to you.”
The man asks, puzzled: “What, you don’t have them big red trucks
anymore?”
Life Hack:
If you’re tired of waiting at a restaurant, just call their number and
ask if they also deliver to table 16.
Paul to Jane: Would you like to be my girlfriend?
Jane: That’s a bit direct. Can’t you come up with something more
beautiful?
Paul: I tried, but they didn’t want.
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The local minister sees that every morning, some
apples on his tree are missing. He makes a sign:
God sees everything.
The next morning, somebody writes under it: Yes, but he’s not a snitch.
Financially I‘m set for life. Provided I die next Wednesday.
An old guy in his Volvo is driving home from work
when his wife rings him on his cell phone.
"Honey," she says in a worried voice, "please be careful. There was a
bit on the news just now, some lunatic is driving the wrong way down the
highway."
"Oh it's worse than that," he replies, "there are hundreds of them!"
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