My friend boasted he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain where
Buddha actually comes from.
“Mom, don't get alarmed, but I’m at the hospital.”
“Son, please. You’ve been a surgeon there for 8 years now. Can we start
our phone calls differently?”
What if dogs fetch the ball back only because they
think you really like throwing it?
Mother: Eat your bread.
Child: I don’t like bread. Why do I have to eat the bread?
Mother: So you become big and strong.
Child: Why do I have to become big and strong?
Mother: So you can provide the daily bread to your family.
Child: But I don’t like bread!
“Little Jonny, why did you put your teddy in the
freezer?”
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“I would like to have a polar bear.”
Man to his wife: “Do you know what our 6 year old son wants to be once
he’s big?”
Wife: “No.”
Man: “A garbage man. And you know why?”
Wife: “No, why?”
Man: “Because he thinks they only work on Tuesdays.”
When a guy says he likes girls with a sense of humor,
he doesn't mean that he wants a girl to be really witty and funny. He
means he wants her to laugh at his jokes.
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