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Short Clean Jokes | Part 3

The best first: Nothing ruins a great Friday more than realizing it’s actually Wednesday.

     
What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?
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“Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?”

My friend boasted he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain where Buddha actually comes from.
“Mom, don't get alarmed, but I’m at the hospital.”

“Son, please. You’ve been a surgeon there for 8 years now. Can we start our phone calls differently?”
The kangaroo mother got incredibly itchy around her belly. She opened her pouch and yelled into it:

“How often have I told you not to eat the crunchy cookies in bed!”

Why is it a bad idea to insult an octopus?
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Because it is well armed.
What if dogs fetch the ball back only because they think you really like throwing it?
Level of cooking expertise: Using smoke alarm as timer.
“Little Jonny, why did you put your teddy in the freezer?”
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“I would like to have a polar bear.”

Man to his wife: “Do you know what our 6 year old son wants to be once he’s big?”

Wife: “No.”

Man: “A garbage man. And you know why?”

Wife: “No, why?”

Man: “Because he thinks they only work on Tuesdays.”
Why do the French eat snails?
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Because they cannot stand fast food.
You: I’ll tell you a joke!

Friend: OK.

You: Joke.
An eskimo brings his friend to his home for a visit. When they arrive, his friend asks, puzzled – “So where’s your igloo?”

“Oh no, I must’ve left the iron on…”
When a guy says he likes girls with a sense of humor, he doesn't mean that he wants a girl to be really witty and funny. He means he wants her to laugh at his jokes.
In a boutique:

Could I try the dress in the shop window, please?

I’m sorry madam but no. We have cabins for that.
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