Contact Submit a joke
 

Cool Birthday Jokes | Part 3

The best first: Happy birthday to you. May you become so old that your driving will scare others.
Our funniest categories:


Many years have passed since the world saw your smile for the first time. Many years.

Today you broke a world record. You’ve never been as old as you are now. Happy Birthday.
Funny Birthday Wish


I asked little Johnny, 'What would you like for your birthday?'
-
He said, 'Tampons please.'
-
I said, 'Tampons!? Why do you want tampons for your birthday!?'
-
He replied, 'I saw a great TV ad. With a tampon you can go swimming, biking and skiing.'

Chuck Norris ate his birthday cake before anybody had the chance to tell him that there was a stripper inside.
Knock-knock!
 
Who's there?
 
Abby!
 
Abby who?
 
Abby Birthday to you!

Knock, knock!
-
Who's there?
-
Jimmy.
-
Jimmy who?
-
Jimmy birthday cake! I'm starving!
Next Part
Birthday Jokes and Birthday Wishes

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5



 
 Do you know a good joke or something funny?
Please submit it here:



Security question:
What do you see on the pictrues?






 



Contact | Privacy