Many years have passed since the world saw your smile for
the first time. Many years.
Today you broke a world record. You’ve never been as old as you are now.
Happy Birthday.
I asked little Johnny, 'What would you like for your birthday?'
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He said, 'Tampons please.'
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I said, 'Tampons!? Why do you
want tampons for your birthday!?'
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He replied, 'I saw a great
TV ad. With a tampon you can go swimming, biking and skiing.'
Chuck Norris ate his birthday cake before anybody had the chance to tell him
that there was a stripper inside.
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Abby!
Abby who?
Abby Birthday to you!
Knock, knock!
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Who's there?
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Jimmy.
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Jimmy who?
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Jimmy birthday
cake! I'm starving!
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