Birthday Jokes | Part 3 | So Cool!
You know you’re getting old when you’re still chasing women, but only
Many years have passed since the world saw your smile for
the first time. Many years.
Today you broke a world record. You’ve never been as old as you are now.
I don’t know what is with the youth today. No manners. They turn 16 and go
on stupid wild parties while forgetting their mothers’ 30th birthday.
Happy birthday. In dog years, you’re dead.
Honey what do you wish for your birthday?
I want a divorce.
Sorry, I wasn’t intending to spend that much.
Chuck Norris ate his birthday cake before anybody had the chance to tell him
that there was a stripper inside.
cake! I'm starving!
Birthday Jokes and Birthday Wishes