Many years have passed since the world saw your smile for
the first time. Many years.
Today you broke a world record. You’ve never been as old as you are now.
I asked little Johnny, 'What would you like for your birthday?'
He said, 'Tampons please.'
I said, 'Tampons!? Why do you
want tampons for your birthday!?'
He replied, 'I saw a great
TV ad. With a tampon you can go swimming, biking and skiing.'
Chuck Norris ate his birthday cake before anybody had the chance to tell him
that there was a stripper inside.
Abby Birthday to you!
cake! I'm starving!
Birthday Jokes and Birthday Wishes