Very Funny Birthday Jokes | Part 5

The best first: Happy Birthday. Soon you will get older and then you can laugh, sneeze, cough and pee at the same time.
Our most popular catergories:

"Wow, this birthday cake sure is crunchy."
"It’s usually not supposed to be eaten with the plate!"

How to tell you're getting old? You visit an antique auction and get bid on by four people.
Are we becoming older and wiser?
No, we’re becoming older and wider!
Funny Birthday Warning

Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get. ~ Robert Orben
A word of wisdom for you on your birthday: Smile while you’ve still got teeth! Happy Birthday!

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