Short Birthday Jokes | Part 2

The best first: You know you’re getting old when you’re still chasing women, but only downhill.
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What birthday gift will most offend a state employee?
A motion detector.
Signs you are getting older: You have to scroll down a lot before hitting your age in an online form.
Little Johnny: Mummy, when was I born?
Mummy: 20th of April.
Little Johnny: Wow, what a coincidence. It is the exact date when I have my birthday.

You’ve really made it if you become more than 100 years old. Statistically, there are very few people over 100 that die.
I asked my wife what she’d like for her birthday.
She said that since it’s a round birthday, she’d love something that goes from zero to 200 in 20 seconds.
No problem, I got her a nice weight scale. But really, there’s just no pleasing that woman!
Birthday Cake Sarcasm

What were the pirate’s words when he blew out the candles on his 80th birthday cake?
Answer: Aye matey!
All the best for your birthday. May you live to be at least 95 and die happy and satisfied in a warm bed, shot by a jealous husband.
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