Congratulations on your 60th birthday! At last you can live
undisturbed by life insurance agents!
The problem with getting older is you get dry dreams and wet farts.
Father: Happy birthday my boy! And what would you like as a gift?
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Son: A dog.
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Father: I’m sorry, but you know that’s not possible.
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Son: Ok,
then I want to be the father for one day and you the son.
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Father:
Ok, no problem.
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Son: Fantastic. Son, get dressed, we’ll go to the
animal shelter to look for a nice puppy.
You’re not getting old. You’re getting classy.
It's my wife's birthday on Monday. I asked her last month what she would
like to get as a present. 'Oh, I don't know,' she told me, 'anything with
diamonds would be lovely.” I bet she’s going to love her brand new set of
playing cards!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mark.
Mark who?
Mark your
calendars ladies and gentlemen . . . my birthday is coming!
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