Hilarious Birthday Jokes | Part 4

The best first: You’re not getting old. You’re getting better.
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Congratulations on your 60th birthday! At last you can live undisturbed by life insurance agents!
The problem with getting older is you get dry dreams and wet farts.
Father: Happy birthday my boy! And what would you like as a gift?
Son: A dog.
Father: I’m sorry, but you know that’s not possible.
Son: Ok, then I want to be the father for one day and you the son.
Father: Ok, no problem.
Son: Fantastic. Son, get dressed, we’ll go to the animal shelter to look for a nice puppy.

You’re not getting old. You’re getting classy.
It's my wife's birthday on Monday. I asked her last month what she would like to get as a present. 'Oh, I don't know,' she told me, 'anything with diamonds would be lovely.” I bet she’s going to love her brand new set of playing cards!
Tasmanian Devil Gift Rule

Knock, knock!

Who's there?


Mark who?

Mark your calendars ladies and gentlemen . . . my birthday is coming!
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