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Best Redneck Jokes | Part 5 *

(for academic purposes only) 
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Yeah, it’s all fun about the rednecks – until the zombie apocalypse. Then you need them.
Q: How did the redneck die from drinking milk? A: The cow lay down.

Redneck: I like to eat my tacos over a tortilla. When stuff falls out, BOOM, I have a burrito.
How many rednecks does it take eat a possum? Two. One to eat, the other one to watch out for cars.

Q: What does a bottle of beer and a redneck have in common?

A: Nothing in there from the neck up.
Q: What do you have when you get 28 rednecks in one trailer?

A: A complete set of teeth.
Want to get a redneck in a fit of rage?

Say you’ve lost all his meth.
Redneck’s famous last words?

“You hold mah beer and watch this!”
Funny Redneck Criminal Problem

Q: Why are redneck murders the toughest to crack?

A: Highly matching DNA in all suspects and no dental records.
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* A small note: It is totally NOT OK to use REDNECK JOKES, even when they are hilarious, to make people feel crap. In that game, nobody really wins, and even when people laugh with you at the time, no-one's ever gotten any friends this way.
Everything you give out will influence you somehow, so better give out something positive. And hey, while you're at it, enjoy these truly mean and ridiculously funny redneck jokes for purely academic purposes!

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