When you say “Look, a dead bird” to a redneck, chances are he
will look up.
Q: How to tell you’re at a redneck wedding?
A: Nobody knows which
side of the church they should sit in.
How can you tell that a fax was sent by a hick?
The stamp gives it
How can you break a redneck’s nose without getting into a fight?
Put a 50 dollar bill under a glass table.
Q: How can you be sure a toothbrush was invented by a redneck?
Anyone else would have named it a teethbrush.
Why is it ok to post redneck jokes?
Because they can’t read them,
What do rednecks like to do in their free time?
Pulling ‘yo mama’
jokes on their own brothers and sisters.
Rednecks are so poor that if you visit them in the winter and fart secretly
at their place, they will ask if someone turned on the heating.
How to keep a redneck entertained?
Give him a piece of paper and
write on both sides: “Please turn over.”
Why don’t rednecks get a coffee break at work?
retraining when they come back would take too long.
* A small note. It is NOT OK to use REDNECK JOKES, although
they're hilarious, to make people feel crap. In that game,
nobody really wins, and even when people laugh with you at the
time, it hasn't ever won anybody any friends.
you give out has an influence on you, so best give out something
positive. And while you're at it, why not enjoy these mean and
ridiculously funny jokes, just for idle amusement!